Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Can... Can TV count? Because Brooklyn 99 was made to improve every single prequel scene that ever was.






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And now I'm picturing Jake Peralta as a Jedi.

 

I've done so a couple of times (same scene each time, from Dad's Army). Others have done so as well:

 

TV TOO? Ace!


How you Dooku-in?

 

I have been quoting books and comics many times

 

Vader: Where is that shuttle going?
Adm Piett: I know nnnnnothing!

 

Darth Vader, Sith Lord....a man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, maybe not faster though....

 

Blackadder:

Qui-Gon: You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?
Watto: No, not really. This is a different thing; it's spontaneous and it's called wit.

 

Han: Fierfek!
Luke: Language!

 

After a run-in with Jabba:

Han: My, what a jolly fellow.
Chewie: [ Looked like a fat git to me. ]
Han: Yes, Chewie, but if one peels away the layers of a 'fat git' you'll probably find a...
Chewie: [ Thin git! ]

 

Han: Guys! Let's talk.
*Chewie and Han shoot stormtroopers*
Han: Good talk.
Stormtrooper: No, it wasn't.

 

Palpatine: HA! Got them with my subtle plan!
Vader: I can't see any subtle plan!
Palpatine: Vader, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a jett organ, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

 

Ahsoka to Darth Vader: Anakin?
Vader: Who the Sithspawn is Anakin?

 

Vader: Ah, you have a woman's legs, my Lord! I'll wager those legs have never jumped 15 ft in the air over lava and been scythed off by an angry Jedi.

Sidious: well neither have yours.

Vader: That's where your wrong!

 

Palpatine: What news of the foul Marmydons?
Grand Admiral Thrawn: Scattered to the nine vectors, m'lord.
Palpatine: And the Porgsqueezers of Splatticon Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Night Beast's nobbo?
Grand Admiral Thrawn: Well they're dead, if that's what you mean.
Palpatine: Plus, Grand Admiral, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
Grand Admiral Thrawn: No, my lord Palpatine, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles, because you just made them up.

 

Palpatine: I have an army.
Luke: We have the Force.

 

Palpatine: Vader, believe me, eternity in the company of Typhojem and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this stylus - if we can't replace this Death Star.

 

Hapan cleric: We are gathered here to witness Princess Leia move past the altar and out the door.
Ta'a Chume: Someone stop her!

(from Spaceballs)

 

FoTJ: Skywalker Goes Forth

Luke: Any reasonable judge is bound to let me off.
Fyor Rodan: (grinning smugly) Well, obviously.
Luke: Who is the judge?
Daala: (from outside) BAAA!
Luke: [deadpan] I'm dead.

 

Han: I have never trusted Yuuzhan Vong, and I never will. I can never forgive them for the death of my boy.

 

Anakin: The war started because of the vile Dooku and his villainous empire-building.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, the Republic at present covers three-quarters of the galaxy, while the Separatist Alliance consists of a small droid factory on Cato Neimoidia. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.

 

Sidious: It's quite simple. The Zillo Beast has failed, so when the Zillo Beast fails, we call in Beauty.

(from Blazing Saddles)

 

Kylo Ren: Hux, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling Snoke that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

 

Kyp Durron: You call me boy? I will unleash a thousand years of Jedi justice and burn Carida to the ground. Then, Daala, I'm coming for you!

 

Palpatine: Now, Vader, what have you got me?
Vader: Um...
Palpatine: I WANT A PREZZIE! Give me something nice and shiny, and if you don't, I've got something nice and shiny for you: it's called A LIGHTSABER!

 

Luke and Han are at a trading outpost on some Outer-Rim planet, where they've stopped to refuel while on a supply run for the Rebellion. Luke's gassing up the Falcon when he sees Han come out with a mattress (or whatever the SW equivalent is).

Luke: What do we need a mattress for?

Han: What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why do you think I got the Falcon in the first place? The whole purpose of buying the Falcon in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy so we can take 'em to back to our sleeping chambers and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication.

Luke: Oh, uh... okay. You had me going there for the first part, the second half kinda threw me.

Han: Well think about it: she's out in the middle of nowhere with some guy she barely knows. You know, she looks around and what does she see? Nothin' but endless space. "Ahh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say 'no'?"

Luke: Okay. That... that seems really dark.

Han: Nah, no it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, buddy.

Luke: I'm-I think I am.

Han: Yeah, you are, because if the girl said "no" then the answer obviously is "no"...

Luke: No, right.

Han: But the thing is she's not gonna say "no", she would never say "no". Because of the implication.

Luke: ...Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?

Han: The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will.

Luke: But it sounds like she doesn't wanna have sex with you...

Han: Why aren't you understanding this? She-she doesn't know if she wants to have sex with me. That's not the issue...

Luke: Are you gonna hurt women?

Han: I'm not gonna hurt these women! Why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you're not getting this at all!

Luke: I'm not getting it.

Han: Aw frack.

[notices woman staring at them]

Han: Well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

Luke: So they are in danger!

Han: No one's in any danger!