Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Palpatine: Vader, I want you to take this and go out and buy a pelikki so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an landspeeder. I'm going to have a party, and no one's invited but me!

 

You think that's air you're breathing?

Dioxis!

 

Padme: I want to see how a war is fought... so badly!
Anakin: Well, you've come to the right place, Padme. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Mandalore the Hairy, High Chief of all the Mandalorians, accidentally ordered eighty thousand battle helmets with the horns on the inside.

 

And what brings you to Jabba's palace, BOBba?

 

Luke: Tell me, green goblin, is this Dagobah?
Yoda: (hammily) That it be. That it be!
Luke: "Yes it is", not "that it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a Jedi Master.
Yoda: (sharp intake of breath) The Jedi Master! The Jedi Master!
Luke: (patiently) ...Yes, the Jedi Master.
Yoda: Two things, young Rebel, must ye know of the Jedi Master. First — he is ... a Master! Second, he is...
Luke: Jedi?
Yoda: (normal) You do know him, then?
Luke: Just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where he lives?
Yoda: Of course!
Luke: Where?
Yoda: Here! Do you have an appointment?
Luke: No.
Yoda: Well, you can meet him anyway.
Luke: Thank you, green goblin. (holds up purse) Here is a purse of credits. (pockets it) Which I'm not going to give to you.

 

And Rabid the Rancor went "Raarghh Raargh Raargh!!" all the way home.

Aah that was lovely. Now, how much do you charge for a good hard shaak?

 

Walon Vau: It is said, Skirata, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to the Gods. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total di'kut, to remind me I'm best.

 

Qui Gon to Tarful: Well captain, I've got to admire your balls.

 

Daala: You've got nerve, Skywalker, I'll give you that. The galaxy is on fire, and you think you can come back and all is forgiven?

 

Darth Maul: If we lose, I'll be chopped to pieces. My arms will end up at Mandalore, my torso on Raxus, and my private parts stuck up a tree somewhere on Naboo.

 

Anakin: ...the problem is that you killed my mother. So here is what we'll do: I'll count to three, and I'm going to move this credit coin.

 

Vader: Grey, I suspect, Highness.
Palpatine: I think you'll find it was orange, Lord Vader.
Vader: Grey is more usual, sire.
Palpatine: Who's Emperor?
Melchett: (resigned) As you say, Highness, there were these magnificent orange Star Destroyers which were coming...

 

Anakin: Get out of my head, master!
Obi-Wan: Don't make us the enemy today.
Anakin: Look around, Obi-Wan, we already are!

 

You can't say 'bomb' on a cruiser!

Poe: bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb-ba-bomb!

 

Kaan: He's building a thought bomb.
Githany: A thought ba...
Kaan: No, not a thought ba, a thought bomb.

 

Jabba: You know the kind of girls I like! They've got to be lovers, laughers, dancers...
Bib Fortuna: ... and bonkers.
Jabba: ... That goes without saying.

 

Maul: Give me the holocron, and he lives.

 

Han: Well, Chewie, a good night's work, I think. It's time to divide the loot, and I think it's only fair that we should share it equally.
Chewie: [Which I suppose is pirate's talk for you get the credits, I get the snotty hanky.]
Han: No, no. No, we did this piracy together, so you get half the credits. (hands him a money-bag)
Chewie: [Oh, thank you, Mr S.]
Han: This piracy, on the other hand, I'm doing alone. (holds his blaster to Chewie's head) Hand it over, your credits or your life!

 

Luke: Kylo Ren, would you care to step outside?

(from Superman II)

 

Anakin: I'm in love with Senator Padme.
Palpatine: Oh well, I'd sleep with her if I were you.
Anakin: What?
Palpatine: When I fancy people, I sleep with them. Oh, I have to drug them first of course. Being so old and warty.
Anakin: But what about my position as a Jedi Knight?
Palpatine: Very well then. Three other paths are open to you. Three cunning plans to cure thy ailment.
Anakin: Oh, good.
Palpatine: The first is simple. Kill Padme!
Anakin: Never.
Palpatine: Then try the second. Kill yourself!
Anakin: ... And the third?
Palpatine: The third is to ensure that no Jedi ever knows.
Anakin: Ha, that sounds more like it. How?
Palpatine: Kill everybody in the whole Order! Ah, ha, ha!

 

Vader! I like it firm and fruity!!

 

Han Solo: I am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the poodoo kicked out of me.

 

Maul: Your powers are quaint. I bet you're popular with the younglings.

 

Obi-Wan: All right, where are we?
Anakin: Well, it's a bit difficult to say we appear to be in the middle of an area marked with mushrooms.
Obi-Wan: And what do those symbols denote?
Anakin: ...That we're in a field of mushrooms?
Obi-Wan: Commander Skywalker, that is a military map. It is unlikely to list interesting flora and fungi. Look at the key and you'll discover that those mushrooms aren't for picking.
Anakin: Good gods, you're quite right, sir. It says, "mine." So these mushrooms must belong to the man who made the map!
Obi-Wan: Either that or we're in the middle of a minefield.
Ahsoka: Oh, dear.
Anakin: So he owns the field as well?

 

Han: Kid, you're embarrassing me in front of the Jedi.