Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Han: They like you very much, but they are not the fierfek your nexu.
Danni Quee: I suppose they told you that.
Han: The fierfek they did.

 

Jaina: Mother said you fought in a battle. Did you win?
Han: No.

 

Luke: Where's the power you promised me?
Han: One sithspawn minute, kid!

 

Ta'a Chume: Are you here to seduce me?
C-3PO: A little obvious perhaps...
Ta'a Chume: Oh no please, seduce away! It's been so long. But I rather think it's all for naught; what happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit? ... A question for the philosophers.

 

Anakin: Master, there be nexus here.

 

Dooku: It is my belief that a moment of chaos affords one opportunities lost soon after.
Palpatine: You say that as if you were the first man alive to think it. Yes, a crisis is an opportunity. What other brilliant insights have you brought me today?

 

Han: Damage control is easy. Reading Noghri, that's hard.

 

Dooku: Always so clever, with your schemes and your plots.
Palpatine: Schemes and plots are the same thing.

 

Leia: What's the plan?
Han: It mostly involves not dying!
Leia: I like that plan!

(from Megamind)

 

Kaan: You can't talk to me like that! The Dark Lord can do as he likes!
Bane: Darth Ruin did as he liked. Have your advisors ever told you what happened to him?
Githany: No one threatens his Lordship in the presence of the rest of the Brotherhood!
Bane: I am not threatening the Dark Lord, lady. I am educating my ally.

 

Leia: Wait *kisses Han*
*Surprised, Han looks at Lando*
Lando: I'm not kissing you.

 

Jacen: I should be calling you milady!
Tenel Ka: Do not call me milady!
Jacen: As milady commands.
(Tenel Ka shoves Jacen)
Jacen: Well, that was unladylike.
(Tenel Ka pushes Jacen to the ground)

 

Draven: Do you want to kill Imperials?
Jyn: Is this a test?
Draven: Yes.

 

Bel Iblis: How's it fare with your pirate?
Wedge: Talon Karrde will join our fleet. Thirty ships; his men know how to fight.
Bel Iblis: In my experience pirates prefer fighting unarmed men.
Wedge: ... It does seem the wiser choice.

 

Han: What happened to you?
Luke: I became a Jedi.

 

Vader: Beloved Emperor! We looked for you on the battlefield, but you were nowhere to be found.
Palpatine: Er, I've been here, ruling the galaxy.
Vader: And what a fine job you've done!

 

Han: Wait. Do you know what you're doing?
Dash Rendar: Yeah. I knocked out Emperor Palpatine over 200 times.

 

Vader: I don't like you, Lord Tion. I don't like your face. I don't like the words that come oozing out of your mouth. I don't want you on my ship one more minute than necessary.

 

Luke: By holding a blaster to everybody's head and calling it freedom. This isn't freedom; this is fear.
Jacen: The Galactic Alliance takes the galaxy as it is, not how it would like it to be. It's about half past time you got with the program, Uncle Luke.
Luke: Don't count on it.

 

Kenth Hamner: We've had vicious presidents and we've had idiot presidents, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a president!

 

K-2SO: Oh, you're going to have to take this to a repair facility.
Krennic: Who's this?
K-2SO: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

 

Palpatine: The Force is dark and full of terrors.

 

Mara Jade: The Emperor said never to trust a Skywalker.
Luke: Who are you?
Mara Jade: Come on, farmboy.

 

Obi-Wan: Is there an idiot in any village that trusts Palpatine?

 

Finn (to Threepio): You have a red arm? That's awesome, droid!