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Lando: Captain Solo; my dear Princess Leia; welcome to Hologram Fun World.
Darth Krayt: You see them? They think I'm Emperor.
Imperial Knight: But we don't. Emperor Fel is the rightful ruler.
Roan Fel: The choice is yours, Krayt. Step down or fight.
Darth Sidious: I practically gift-wrapped those Jedi for you. And you couldn't even dispose of them.
Dooku: What was I supposed to do - kill Yoda?
Darth Sidious: Precisely.
Jacen: I would hate to be responsible for the death of a family member, wouldn't you agree?
Ben: That won't work, Jacen. I put it behind me.
Jacen: But what about Uncle Luke? Has he put it behind him?
Rathar A: Hey, did we order this dinner "to go"?
Rathar B: No, why?
Rathar A: 'Cause there it goes!
Jacen: Oh, this looks familiar, where have I seen this before? Oh, yes, now I remember. This is the way your mother looked before she died. Now here is my little secret: I killed Mara Jade Skywalker.
Yoda: Ah, yes, hurt, the past can. But either run from it you can, or learn from it you can.
Ben: Hey, Uncle Han, guess what?
Han: I despise guessing games.
Han: Hey, Ben, will I like this surprise?
Kylo: Han, it's to die for.
Palpatine: Master Jedi, I'm surprised to see you...alive. (glares at Nute Gunray, who gulps).
Luke: When the galaxy turns its back on you - you turn your back on the galaxy.
Rey: But that's not what I've been taught.
Luke: Then maybe you need a new lesson.
Luke: (in the background) "Owen, Owen, Owen, Owen, Owen..."
Beru: (half asleep) "Your nephew is awake."
Owen: (half asleep) "Before sunrise, he's your nephew."
Obi-Wan: Yoda and I didn't see you at the Knighting of Anakin today.
Mace: That was today? I feel simply awful! Must have slipped my mind.
Daegen Lok: BRRRROTHERS, VILLAINS! LOOK AT YOU, IN YOUR SQUALID PRISON! WHO! PUT YOU! DOWN THERE?!
Prisoners of Bogan: JE'DAII!
Daegen Lok: AND NOW THAT I SET YOU FREE, WHAT! IS THE FIRST THING! YOU'RE GOING! TO DO?!!
Prisoners of Bogan: DESTROY THEM!
Daegen Lok: Good answer.
Darth Vader: Uh, 501st Legion, the Jedi Temple would be that way.
Vader: WHAT was that name again?
Shira Brie: Skywalker. He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Coruscanti minute.
Stormtrooper 1: Wait, wasn't Skywalker the kid we were supposed to?
Stormtroopers 1 & 2: Oh, Sithspawn!
Palpatine: Fine, fine, fine. Just let me know the instant Vader and Luke arrive.
Greejatus: Oh, they're here!
Palpatine: WHAT?!! The Skywalkers are here and YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!!
Greejatus & Aloo: We are worms! Worthless worms!
Palpatine: Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.
Admiral Piett: Killing a Star Destroyer for apologizing? Not good form if you ask me.
Darth Vader: Good form, Admiral? Blast good form! Did Kenobi show good form when he left me to die on Mustafar?
Palpatine: Brace yourself, Vader, because this is REALLY going to hurt.
Piett: Wouldn't it be more humanelike, to stab him with the lightsaber?
Vader: Aye, that it would be, but I've given my word not to lay a finger or a lightsaber on Luke Skywalker. And Darth Vader never breaks a promise.
Vader: Somebody give me a hand.
Luke: I already have.
Jacen: Oh, Mr. Rancor. Do you like Nubian scalefish? You do!
Tenel Ka: Jacen, no.
Hondo: You. You doubted your Captain didn't you? Yes, you made a boo-boo.
Jiro: ... (suddenly sobbing) I did, I deed...
Hondo: The boo box.
Jiro: WHAAAAAT?! NOOOOO!!!