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Vader: Only one man would dare give me the raspberry! Solo!
Stormtroopers: Kill the pirate!
Nawara Ven: I'm not a pirate, I'm a lawyer.
Stormtroopers: Kill the lawyer!!
Nawara Ven: I'm not that kind of lawyer!!
Piett: But don't you have the Force?
Vader: He has the light side, I have the dark side. There are two sides to every Force.
Nawara Ven's secretary: I have a message from Ferrier. He's knocked over another starship, this time at blasterpoint. He needs your legal advice.
Nawara Ven: STOP BREAKIN' THE LAAAAAW, DI'KUT!!
Obi-Wan: [to Anakin] Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Obi-Wan: [to Anakin] Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Yoda: All conquering force is , but short lived it's victories are.
Luminara: Be a craftsman in speech that you may be strong, for the strength of one is the tongue, and speech is mightier than all fighting.
Dutchess Satine: Sometimes I think mandalorian goes to war as much because we can’t find anyone who’d rather talk things out as for any other reason. Diplomacy is not a valued skill among the tribes. Most of our leders would prefer to do the dance of manners and then slide a knife between someone’s ribs. It’s more fun than actually discussing trade sanctions and why it’s rude to kill your neighbors.
"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides." - old Jedi saying
"Convince and enemy, convince him that he's wrong, is to win a bloodless battle where victory is long. A simple act of faith, is reason over might, To blow up his children would only prove him right." - Jedi children's rime
Obi-Wan: In the holos you get even; in life, diplomacy is best.
Lord Farfalla: You can disagree and still be civil. If anything it is more effective if you don't lose your cool and provide a rational, well thought out point of view. Not everyone agrees on every subject but that doesn't mean you can't get along or be friends.
Ood Bnar: These, then, are the qualities of my ideal Jedi. Truth, accuracy, calm, patience, good temper, modesty and loyalty. They are also the qualities of an ideal diplomacy. But, the reader may object, you have forgotten intelligence, knowledge, discernment, prudence, hospitality, charm, industry, courage and even tact. I have not forgotten them. I have taken them for granted.
Darth Vader: You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that red-hot sand. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!
Mace Windu: At one end of the Republic's spectrum is white, shining peace—that city-on-a-hill concept. At the other end is black, raging, savage war at the foot of that hill. The space between is the gray zone where the haze of diplomacy and combat meet and bleed into one another. That’s where the Jedi works.
Mace Windu: You have no idea how much it contributes to the general politeness and pleasantness of diplomacy when you have a little, quiet lightsabre hanging from your belt.
Black Sun Thug #1: That's not what I heard at all. I heard the Sith got him.
Black Sun Thug #2: The Sith? Give me a break.
Black Sun Thug #1: Straight down and there was no blood.
Black Sun Thug #2: It was all over the pavement!
Black Sun Thug #1: I'm getting out of here.
Black Sun Thug #2: Let me say this: there ain't no Sith.
Talon Karrde: Space is a lonely and hostile place, Captain. It is always best not to make enemies of those who might be your friends. You never know when your ships may cross.
Princess Leia: What a shame swear words aren't allowed in diplomacy.
Prince Bail Organa: Agreements in the organizations of world power are never reached on the floor. They are made in the delegates' lounge and corridors long before the voting begins.
Sidious: Dread it. Run from it. The dark side still arrives, and finally it is here. Or should I say, I am. *activating lightsaber*
Guard 1: HEY!!! THOSE ARE THE REBELS WHO STOLE OUR UNIFORMS!!
Guard 2: They beat the stang out of us too.
Captain Panaka: Evacuate the city. Engage our defenses. And get this Jedi a lightsaber.
Nawara Ven: I object, Your Honour. I object to that outrageous statement, and I object to a tertiary character having any lines during my courtroom scene.
Jaina Solo: Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot brothers?
Anakin: Just lucky I guess.
(from Hocus Pocus)
Kylo: KRIFF! Even in the First Order, nothing works!
Cad Bane: Where are you going?
Ahsoka: I'm going to the little Padawan's room, nosy!
(from Sister Act)
Han: You're one who hunts outlaws for money. Well, since you seek a profit, we might as well begin.
Boba Fett: Oh, don't flatter yourself! It's not the profit. It's the pleasure!
Han: Perhaps less pleasurable and more costly than you think!
Bossk: Jedi Padawans are afraid of the dark.
Cad Bane: You're afraid of the dark, too, Bossk.
(from Home Alone)
Luke: So what is it?
Obi Wan: I've never seen one, no one has, - but I'm guessing it's a Death Star.
Han Solo: A Death Star?
Obi Wan: A Death Star expels life from the galaxy. The rebellion prevents it.
Han Solo: So that thing's destroying planets across the galaxy?
Obi Wan: Precisely.
Luke: So what is it?
(please tell me I'm not the only Red Dwarf fan around here!)
Han: Why can't we ever meet anyone nice?
Chewie: [Why can't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?]
Ahsoka: So, you think political assassination is justified?
Mace Windu: To stop Count Dooku, let me think...
Rest of Jedi Council: Yes!
Han: Step up to red alert.
Chewie: [Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.]