Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

TYBER ZANN
I remember a time
When crime was sublime
There was plenty of loot in the lair
We'd plunder and pillage
And ransack a village
With nary a worry or care
Then along came this king
With his soft-hearted dream
But he ratted us out in the end
[Shots portrait of Xizor]
So rally the troops!
We were meant to re-group
And return to our roots once again!
Are you in or out?
Gotta know without a doubt
I'm the one you need for a dirty deed
I'm the best, success is guaranteed
Are you men or mice?
Take a slice of my advice!
You want a fearless leader, one that's strong and stout
Better vote for me
Are you in or out?

IG-88:
We used to be smart, yes

SILRI:
Horrendously heartless

URAI FEN:
In ravaging raids, we were rough

ALL:
We knew what we had
To be blissfully bad
Then Xizor brought this sensitive stuff!
And we strayed from the path
Of our rigorous wrath
Now we're taking a bath in the dust!
But we'll reclaim our winnings
Our humble beginnings
In turmoil and corruption, we trust!
Are you in or out?

TYBER ZANN:
Double-crossers or devout?
Put your faith in me
Pretty soon you'll see
I'm the prince of generosity

ALL:
Are you foe or friend?

TYBER ZANN:
Here's the path I recommend
You want a ride to fame?
I've got the fastest route;
What's it gonna be?

URAI FEN:
We'll go robbing in all the right places,

IG-88:
From Mandolore to Bespin

SILRI:
Imagine the fear on their faces

BOSSK:
When we drop by for cookies and tea

TYBER ZANN:
Come along, boys!
Follow me!
Are you in or out?
If you're with me, give a shout

ALL:
Yay!

TYBER ZANN:
I'll lead you all the way
Into the glory days

URAI FEN:
We'll begin a life of crime that pays

ALL:
Are you out or in?
Make your choice now, sink or swim!

TYBER ZANN:
You can stick with me, or stay behind and pout

ALL:
What's it gonna be?
Consider carefully
Are you in or out?

 

Sidious: Who killed my apprentice? Who killed Darth Maul?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Please, it was an accident.
Sidious: Well, my young Jedi, I can make accidents happen too.

 

From Pokemon: Black and White:

Leia (in ANH to Luke): "You're such a kid."

 

Dooku: Are you a good Sith or a bad Sith?
Anakin: I am not a Sith at all. Sith are all ugly.
(off-screen laughter)
Anakin: What was that?
Dooku: That was the Noghri. They're laughing because I am a Sith. I am Tyranus, Dark Lord of the Sith.

 

Jariah Syn: [Upon being asked what he was bringing aboard] Oh, eh...Gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and paperclips. Big ones. You know, just, uh, office supplies.

 

Dooku: Against the power of the Sith, there can be no victory. We must join with him. We must join with Sidious. It would be wise, Master Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: Tell me. When did Count Dooku abandon reason for madness?

 

Kam Solusar, after dropping a Sith Lord off a roof:

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherkriffer."

 

Hondo: Pirate? I prefer the term "adventure capitalist"!

 

"Yippie-ki-yay, sithspiter."

 

Han: I want to speak to a human.
Ewok (as translated): All humans are Imperials. We kill Imperials.
Han: As it so happens, I am a smuggler.
Ewok: Kill the smuggler!
Han: I'm not that type of a smuggler.

 

Nightsisters:

Double, double toil and trouble;​

Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.​

Mother Talzin:

Fillet of a crystal snake,​

In the cauldron boil and bake...​

 

Anakin: You hag! Nothing can make you young and beautiful.
Nightsisters hiss
Mother Talzin: Daughters, did you hear what he called you? Whatever shall we do with him?

 

Right after Palpatine possessed his clone on Byss:

Palpatine: "I'm young!"
Pestage: "Younger."

 

Ezra: They can't touch us here, right?
Ahsoka: Well, they can't.
Sabine: I don't like the way you said that.

 

"Hunt For Red Invincible":

Trench's first mate, on seeing torpedoes heading for the bridge:

"You arrogant barve, you've killed us!"

 

Mas Amedda: "I've just had an apostrophe."
Palpatine: "I think you mean epiphany."
Mas Amedda: "Force lightning just struck my brain."
Palpatine: "That must hurt."

 

Mace: Mmm, that is a tasty deathstick!
Han: Oh before time! Do you intend to leave her on kamino all day, we're drenched. Achoo! Lookie, I've gone and caught a sniffle.
Quigon: Release the Jedi!

 

The Inquisitor: Let's have the Stormtroopers extend him an invitation to the Imperial Palace, shall we?
Kallus: Swell!

 

Anakin's private notes, on his first mission with A'Sharad Hett:

"I've never trusted Tuskens, and I never will. I can never forgive them for the death of my mom."

 

Vader (regarding Ozzel and Needa): "I'm surrounded by idiots!"

 

Oliver! meets the Han Solo Trilogy:

[F8GN]: You see, Han...

In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[BOYS]:
Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[F8GN]: Let's show Han how it's done, shall we, my dears?

Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[BOYS]:
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick-a-pocket or two.

[F8GN]:
Who says crime doesn't pay?

Jorj Car'das, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity's fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[BOYS]:
Jorj Car'das was far too good
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.

[F8GN]:
Take a tip from the Shrikes
They can whip what they likes.
I recall, they started small
They had to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[BOYS]:
We can be just like the Shrikes
If we pick-a-pocket or two.

[F8GN]:
Stop thief!

Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything's clear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[BOYS]:
Have no fear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.

[F8GN]:
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
I have to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[BOYS]:
Just to find some peace of mind

[F8GN AND BOYS]:
We have to pick-a-pocket or two!

 

Vader: Tell me, my friend, have you ever dueled with a Sith in the pale moonlight?
Luke: What?
Vader: It's something I ask of all my prey.

 

Some WH40k quotes

<We’ve run into scorpions the size of battle tanks, three men died from eyerot last week, I’ve sweat enough to fill a lake, my boots got sucked into a sink-swamp, and the trees are so thick that in places, you can’t squeeze between them. Emperor help me, I love this place! It’s just like home!>
- Chewbacca

<The desert, from a distance, can seem to be little more than a barren waste, devoid of feature or variation. We who know the desert can see past this façade, for the dunes can conceal much of significance. Like the sandstorm, we can rise up swiftly to ravage our foes, and vanish as swiftly, leaving no trace of our presence but the damage wrought. As the burning sun and open sky, to walk before us unprepared is to invite doom. We are the desert, and the desert is merciless.>
- A'Yark, tusken tribal leader

They have their uses, surely, but they can never be trusted. Their continued presence is a threat to our very souls, and no matter how useful they are, I fear that just by associating with them, we are already damned.
- unnamed chiss about the sith

Am I good with explosives? If I was bad with high-impact explosives, I wouldn’t be here to explain it to you!
- Jariah Syn

Whoever said the jungle is neutral ain’t never been where I’m from…
- Mace Windu

Mediocrity nests among the countless masses, but true talent rests in the genius of the select few.
- Count Dooku

I have been across the sector and beyond it, but truly there is no better place to be than at a spaceship’s helm.
- Han Solo

We are more than mere men; ours is a destiny that calls out to the stars—and if you listen carefully you can hear them calling back.
- Jedi master Jorus C'baoth

 

Not quite movie, but...

Imperial Law & Order:
In the Imperial Justice System, the people are oppressed by two separate, yet equally important groups. The Stormtroopers who arrest the dissidents and the Inquisitors who execute them. These are their stories. *sound of blaster and lightsaber*