Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Ken Palpatine: Father ... you speak with absolute assurance, completely convinced that your vision is the only proper way... and, like all men who speak thus, you are mad. When next we meet, it will be as implacable enemies.

 

Darth Maul: Jedi freak...terrorizes...wait until they get a load of me.

 

Yoda: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE LIGHTSABER!"

 

Tarkin (to Leia): Watch your future's end.

 

Ken Palpatine: Are we certain my father is not yet resurrected? Because this does feel like his style.

Have we not already used that quote around five times already?

 

Maybe.

In that case...

Maul: Master, can we send someone else? The fumes in that place.
Sidious: Lord Maul, this is an important job. I need someone I can trust. You are my number one guy. And don't forget your lucky saber. *a minute later* Darth Maul, your luck is about to change. Get me General Grievous.

 

Nute Gunray: I find nothing amusing in Mr. Kenobi's escape. May I remind you that you work for me. I took you on to be an occasional consultant, nothing more. I did not pay you to interfere in my affairs. Is that understood? Now, return to the plant and don't leave there without my permission.
[he doesn't see Dooku assembling the lightsaber]
Gunray: ...I now regret having even considered employing your services, but that is beside the point. Bond doesn't know you; he's never seen you. But he knows me. That's the problem.
Count Dooku: That's no problem.
[He stabs Gunray, then disassembles the lightsaber as one of Gunray's aides comes to investigate]
Count Dooku: ...Mr. Gunray has just resigned. I am the new Chairman of the Board.
[goes outside]
Count Dooku: ...Gunray always did like that mausoleum. Put him in it.

 

Luke: I didn't get eaten by the rancor.
Rey: What?!
Luke: You were looking worried, so I'm telling you how the story turns out.
Rey: I wasn't worried, just... concerned. But that's not the same thing. Tell me some more of your story; I'll try to stay awake. *yawn*

 

Grievous: What are you trying to do, Count? Blow the attack?
Dooku: I'm in charge here, not Darth Sidious. This is Count Dooku. I want him taken alive. I repeat any droid that opens fire on Darth Maul will answer to me.

 

From Ninjago:
Clovis: "Thanks. I owe you one."
Anakin: "Good. Stay away from Padme."
Clovis: "Maybe a different one."

 

Wedge: Are you going to wrap this up anytime soon?
Han (after an argument with Leia): What?
Wedge: I was just wondering if you wanted to, *fake cough* destroy this Death Star or wait for the next one?
Han: Sithspawn!

(from Twister)

 

Darth Maul: Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true under that fiend, Count Dooku. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I'm an artist. And I love a good party. So, truce.

 

THE GODFATHER meets ATTACK OF THE CLONES:

Count Dooku: We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my Master is the benefactor to your conglomerate. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.
Viceroy Gunray: I didn't want to get into trouble.
Count Dooku: I understand. You found paradise in the heart of the Republic. You had a good trade, you made a good living. The bureaucrats protected you and there were courts of law to slow things down. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Count Dooku, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Sith Lord." You come into my house on the day the treaty is to be signed and you ask me to do murder - for money.
Viceroy Gunray: I ask you for justice.
Count Dooku: That is not justice. You are alive.
Viceroy Gunray: Let her suffer then, as I suffered.

[the Count is silent]

Viceroy Gunray: How much shall I pay you?

[the Count turns away dismissively, but Gunray stays on]

Count Dooku: Viceroy, Viceroy... what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who ruined your life would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
Viceroy Gunray: Be my friend... Sith Lord.

[the Count at first shrugs, but upon hearing the title he lifts his hand, and a humbled Viceroy kisses it]

Count Dooku: Good.

[He places his hand around Viceroy in a paternal gesture]

Count Dooku: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift in honor of the Confederancy's conception.

[a gratified Viceroy offers his thanks and leaves]

Count Dooku: [to Jango Fett] Give this job to Wesell. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. I mean, we're not murderers, in spite of what this salesman thinks...

 

Durga: If you didn't buy it from Prince Xizor, then you didn't buy it on the black market.

(from Superman IV)

 

Guess which movie, starring Harrison Ford, this came from:

Han: [getting up to leave] I was quit when I come in here, Jabba, I'm twice as quit now.
Jabba: Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. You dump your cargo, you gotta pay the price!
[Han stops at the door]
Han: No choice, huh?
Jabba: [smiles] No choice, pal.

 

Han Solo: "I've staked everything on the assumption that you're a real person, actual and whole. And if that's not true, you'd best shoot me now-"
(Kyp Durron powers up the Sun Crusher's torpedo launcher)
Han Solo: (quickly) "OR we could talk more."

 

Stormtrooper: Stop. Who would cross the Retracting Bridge of the Death Star's Reactor Core must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Han Solo: Ask me the questions, Stormtrooper. I am not afraid.
Stormtrooper: What... is your name?
Han Solo: My name is Han Solo of Corellia.
Stormtrooper: What... is your quest?
Han Solo: To rescue a princess.
Stormtrooper: What... is your favourite colour?
Han Solo: Blue.
Stormtrooper: Go on. Off you go.
Han Solo: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Jar-Jar Binks: That-sa easy.
Stormtrooper: Stop. Who would cross the Retracting Bridge of the Death Star's Reactor Core must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Jar-Jar Binks: Aska meesa the questions, Stormtrooper. Meesa not afraid.
Stormtrooper: What... is your name?
Jar-Jar Binks: Jar-Jar Binks of Naboo.
Stormtrooper: What... is your quest?
Jar-Jar Binks: To rescue a princess.
Stormtrooper: What... is the capital of Jakku?
[pause]
Jar-Jar Binks: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the reactor core]
Jar-Jar Binks: Auuuuuuuugh.
Stormtrooper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Ben Kenobi: It is 'Obi-Wan Kenobi', Jedi Master.
Stormtrooper: What... is your quest?
Ben Kenobi: To rescue Princess Leia
Stormtrooper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Tie-Fighter?
Ben Kenobi: What do you mean? A Regular or Interceptor Tie-Fighter?
Stormtrooper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Stormtrooper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Luke Skywalker: How do know so much about Tie-Fighters?
Ben Kenobi: Well, you have to know these things when you're a Jedi, you know.

 

Spoiler due to recent release:

Spoiler

At Cloud City.
Vader (to Luke): Stay down! If I wanted you dead, I would have killed you already.

from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

 

The Hunt for Red C-3PO:

[C-3PO is on the Millennium Falcon experiencing violent turbulence form the Star Destoyers fire]
Chewbacca: What's the matter driod? You don't like flying, huh? Aw, this is nothing! You should've been with us five, six months ago! Whoa! You talk about puke! We got into a firefight coming out of the Kessel Run. We were all retching their guts out! Han shot his lunch all over the windshield, and I barfed on the radio! Shorted it out completely! And it wasn't that lightweight stuff either, it was that chunky industrial weight puke!
[offers him the energy bar he's been eating]
Chewbacca: Hey, you want a bite?

C-3PO: Next time R2 gets a secret mission just make a call on the commlink!

 

Once again spoilers...

Spoiler

Palpatine: The greatest gladiator match in the history of the Empire: Dark Lord of the Sith versus Son of Skywalker.

 

Space: the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the Space Station Death Star. Her ongoing mission: to intimidate strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations and coerce them to join the Empire, to boldly go where no man has gone before and threaten all life we find there.

 

Anakin: I want a speeder. Twi'leks dig the speeder.
Obi-Wan: This is why Yoda works alone.

 

A Dark Lord with seven Knights of Ren...

What's so fearsome about that?!
I must stop all these doubts, all these worries
If I don't I just know I'll go back
What is awakening inside me
I am seeking the saber I lack

 

From Chima:
Dooku: "Do you have to ruin everything I do, Skywalker?"
Anakin: "No, I don't. I let Ahsoka ruin stuff too."

 

Anakin Skywalker is encased in the armor of Darth Vader. The mask comes down and seals. The clamps release...

Emperor: [to Darth Vader] Hello handsome. You're a scary looking fellow, do you know that? People fear at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that terrifying face. Look at that breath mask. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Sith ideal? You are a Dark Lord. And listen to me, you are not good. You... are... evil.
[the Vader starts to cry, and Emperor hugs him]
Emperor: This is a nice boy. This is a good boy. This is a mother's angel. And I want the world to know once and for all, and without any shame, that we love him. I'm going to teach you. I'm going to show you how to walk, how to speak, how to move, how to think. Together, you and I are going to make the greatest single contribution to politics since the creation of the Death Star!
Assistant: [from outside] Emperor Polpytine! Are you all right!
Emperor Palpatine: MY NAME IS PALPATINE!

(Thank you, Mel Brooks!)