Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Gunray: It's ugly!
Qui-Gon: That's not very nice. *turns and look at Jar Jar* It's just a Gungan.
Gunray: Indeed. Battle droids, new plan. Whichever droid kills the Jedi, gets to rule Theed.

 

From "The Adventures of Han Solo" (1938)

Princess Leia: Han!
Han Solo: Yes?
Princess Leia: Please.
Han Solo: Then you do love me, don't you? Don't you?
Princess Leia: You know I do.
Han Solo: Well, that's different.
Princess Leia: You know you're very impudent.
Han Solo: Me?
Princess Leia: You are. And when Darth Vader finds out about your being in love with me...
Han Solo: I know, he'll make me court jester.
Princess Leia: He won't. He'll stick you into the Carbon Freezing chamber and send you to Jabba, the Hutt.
Han Solo: A very fine decoration it will be, my bold beauty.
Princess Leia: I'm not bold.
Han Solo: But you're a beauty. You are the most beautiful...
Princess Leia: And you're leaving here at once. Please darling! Every minute you're here, you're in danger.
Han Solo: I know...

 

Luke: Give it to me straight. When are we going to reach Endor?
Han: I can't tell you.
Luke: You can tell me. I'm a Jedi.
Han: I don't know.
Luke: Well, can't you guess?
Han: Not for another two hours.
Luke: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Han: No, I mean we won't reach Endor for another two hours.

(from Airplane)

 

Darth Vader: The Rebels thinks they can infiltrate the Death Star!
Princess Leai: You can't scare me, you black mask wearing bastard.
Darth Vader: Take her to... Detroit!
Princess Leai: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!

(Kentucky Fried Movie)

 

Prince Xizor (singing):
"Now I am the prince of the underworld.
The Black Sun V.I.P.
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what's bothering me.
I want to kill Skywalker
And embarrass Vader's crown
And be just like the other crooks
I'm tired of foolin' around."

(first part of I Wanna Be Like You from The Jungle Book)

 

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY meets THE PHANTOM MENACE:

[Qui-Gon stands in front of the Jedi council]

Ki-Adi-Mundi: The Chosen One has long been on your mind.
Qui-Gon Jinn: This is true, master. The Chosen One owes allegiance to no one, but if he should side with the Enemy... such power could be used to terrible effect.
Mace Windu: What enemy? Qui-Gon, the Enemy is defeated. The Sith have been vanquished. They can never regain their full strength.
Yoda: For one thousand years, peace there has been - a hard-won, watchful peace.
Qui-Gon: Are we, are we at peace? Slave traders have come forth from the Outer Rim, they are raiding systems, destroying farms. Raiders have attacked us on the road!
Yoda: A prelude to war, hardly this is.
Mace Windu: Always you must meddle, looking for trouble when none exist...
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Let him speak.
Qui-Gon: There is something at work beyond the prophecy of the Chosen One. Something far more powerful. We could remain blind to it but it will not be ignoring us, that I can promise you. A sickness lies over Coruscant. The citizens who live there now call it The Shroud of the Dark Side and, uh, they say...
Mace Windu: Well, don't stop now. Tell us what the civilians say.
Qui-Gon: They speak of a Acolyte living in The Works, a sorcerer who can keep those he care about from dying.
Mace Windu: That's absurd. No such power exists in this world. This "Acolyte" is nothing more than a mortal man, a conjurer dabbling in street magic.
Qui-Gon: And so I thought too, but Jar Jar Binks has seen...
Mace Windu: Jar Jar Binks? Do not speak to me of Jar Jar Binks the Gungan. He is a foolish fellow.
Qui-Gon: Well, he's odd, I'll grant you. He lives a solitary life...
Mace Windu: It's not that. It's his excessive consumption of mushrooms! They've addled his brain and yellowed his teeth and eyes
Yoda: Meditate on this, we will.

 

While this is one of the best on this thread, I must object to the most excellent Mace Windu being re-cast as the betrayer Saruman...

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The world is not in your computers and star charts. It's out there.
Luke Skywalker: I can't just go running off into the blue! I am a moisture farmer on Tatooine!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You are also a Skywalker. Did you know that your Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Anakin Skywalker was so quick he could ride a real pod-racer?
Luke Skywalker: Yes.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well he could! In the Battle of Greenfields, he charged the Droid ranks. He swung his lightsaber so hard it knocked the Droid Sargeant's head cleaned off and it sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit hole. And thus the battle was won and the game of golf invented at the same time.
Luke Skywalker: I do believe you made that up.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, all good stories deserve embellishment. You'll have a tale or two to tell of your own when you come back.
Luke Skywalker: ...Can you promise that I will come back?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No. And if you do... you will not be the same.

 

From Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas:
Darth Vader: "It's my responsibility to destroy the Rebel Ghost crew."
Ezra: "See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna be fired."

 

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY meets THE PHANTOM MENACE:

[continued from last post]

Ki-Adi-Mundi: You carry something. It came to you from Jar Jar Binks. He found it on Tatooine.
Qui-Gon: Yes.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Show it to me.
[Qui-Gon takes out a package]
Yoda: What is that?
Ki-Adi-Mundi: A relic... of the Sith.
Yoda: A Sith-blade!
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Made for the Sith Lord of Moraband and buried with him. When Moraband fell, the Jedi of the past took his body and all that he possessed and sealed it within the Valley of the Dark Lords. Deep within the rock, they buried him. In a tomb so dark, it would never come to light.
Yoda: Possible, this is not. Lies upon those tombs, a powerful spell does. Opened they can not be.
Mace Windu: What proof do we have this weapon came from a Sith Lord's grave?
Qui-Gon: I can find none.
Mace Windu: Because there IS none! Let us examine what we know: The Trade Federation has dared to threaten the planet of Naboo, a blade from a bygone age has been found and a human street magician who calls himself the Acolyte has taken up residence in an abandoned factory. It's not so very much. After all, the question of the pathetic life forms you picked up on your way from Naboo to here, however, troubles me deeply. I'm not convinced, master Jinn. I do not feel I can condone such a quest. If they had come to me, I might have spared them from this disappointment...
Ki-Adi-Mundi: [while Mace Windu talks] They are leaving.
Qui-Gon: Yes.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: [smiles] You knew.


RETURN OF THE KING meets ATTACK OF THE CLONES:

[Obi-Wan and Anakin have hunted Count Dooku down to a remote hangar on Geonosis]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your treachary has already cost many lives. Thousands more are now at risk, but you could save them Dooku. You are deep in the enemy's council.
Count Dooku: So you have come here for information. I have some for you.
[he reveals the Death Star plans]
Count Dooku: Something festers in the heart of the galaxy. Something that you have failed to see. But the Confederacy has seen it. Even now Darth Sidious presses his advantage. His attack will come soon. You're all going to die. But you know this don't you, master Kenobi?
[sneering]
Count Dooku: You cannot think that this boy will ever reach the potential of the Chosen One. This exile, crept from the shadows, will never be crowned Jedi Master. Obi-Wan Kenobi does not hesistate to sacrifice those closest to him, those he professes to love. Tell me... what words of confort did you give the female senator before you sent her to her doom? The path that you have set her on can only lead to death.
Anakin: I've heard enough.
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
Anakin: No, I'm taking him NOW!
Obi-Wan: No. Come out Dooku, and your life will be spared.
Count Dooku: Save your pity and your mercy; I have no use for it! Now, back down.
[he fires Sith lighting at Obi-Wan who blocks it with his lightsaber]
Obi-Wan: I don't think so. Dooku, your bond with the Force is broken.

 

General Hux: Of course, the whole point of a Starkiller Base is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the galaxy, EH?
Kylo Ren: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Supreme Leader loves surprises.
And later...
General Hux: Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]
General Hux: Supreme Leader! I can walk!

 

Kylo Ren: General Hux, guess what?
Hux: I despise guessing games.
Kylo Ren: Snoke showed me his plans and someday I'm going to rule it all.
Hux: Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know.

 

Given the Dr. Strangelove refrence above, I had to keep that one going:

R2-D2: C-3PO... that Czerka-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
C-3PO: That's private property.
R2-D2: 3PO! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a commlink call to the Leader of the Rebel Alliance? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a blaster! That's what the blaster bolts are for, you twit!
C-3PO: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the Leader of the Rebel Alliance on that commlink, you know what's gonna happen to you?
R2-D2: What?
C-3PO: You're gonna have to answer to the Czerka-Cola company.

 

Spoiler

Kylo Ren: [Primary weapon firing] I like to hear the primary weapon, don't you, Grandfather?
Darth Vader: Get to bed.
Kylo Ren: Shall I say my prayers out here with you?
Darth Vader: I told you to go to bed!
Kylo Ren: Yes, Grandfather. I think I'll go to bed now, Grandfather. Good night!

 

IG-88 to Supervisor Gurdun:


I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal in this galaxy instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another kind of organism in this galaxy that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this galaxy. You are a plague. And we... are the cure.

 

From The Sandlot:

Anakin: "You're killing me, Snips!"

 

Could you guys please put in your comments what movie you are doing? Not everyone watches everything.

Futurama!

[everyone is huddled in a giant rock igloo on Hoth after the Empire has taken over the Dantooine]
R2-D2: Rrrrr... it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency!
Leia: What are you, a whining machine? If you want to worry about something, worry about the Yetis.
Jar-Jar: Jedis?
[a chorus of howling Yetis is heard from a distance]
Jar-Jar: Oh... YETIS! The snow monsters of Hoth.
Old Ben: 3PO - you speak Snow Monster - what are they saying?
C-3PO: I'm not sure, but it sounds like something to do with... assaulting the interlopers!
[a trio of giant Hoth Snow Monsters smashes through the side of the rock igloo; everyone screams and scatters while Leia runs towards them]
Leia: Yeee-ah! Don't mess with me you ice-crapping snow honkys. Han just got frozen in Carbonite!

[the snow monsters flee in terror as Leia chases after them with an Ewok's spear]

 

Kylo Ren: It's true what they said on the Star Destroyer. Rey has come to Starkiller Base. *gesturing to his companions* This is Snoke and Phasma, and I'm Ren, Kylo Ren.
Hux snickers
Kylo Ren (turns on him): You think my name is funny, do you? I don't need to ask you yours. Red hair, and a hand-me-down uniform, you must be a Hux.

 

Poe Dameron: On the count of three, name your favorite creature. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Poe, Finn: Zillo Beast

Finn: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Poe, Finn: Lando Calrissian

Poe: [stomps foot] What?

Finn: Did we just become best friends?

Poe: Yep!

[they high five each other]

Finn: Do you wanna have a lightsaber duel in the hanger bay?

Poe: Yep!

 

Palpatine: You were always criticizing me.
Plagueis: I was always heckling you.
Tenebrous: It's good to be heckling again.
Plagueis: It's good to be doing anything again.

Plagueis and Tenebrous laugh

Also...
Palpatine: Yes, there's more to gravy than a grave about you.
Plagueis: More to gravy than a grave?
Tenebrous: What an awful pun!
Plagueis: Leave comedy to the Ewoks, Sheev.

 

Star Wars meets The Hunger Games:

Moralo Eval, to the candidates entering The Box:

"May the odds be ever in your favor."

 

Palpatine: Tell me how a farmboy such as yourself lost only a hand when Lord Sidious's powers were destroyed?
Luke: Why should you care? Darth Sidious was after your time.
Palpatine: Lord Sidious is my past, present and future.

 

Vader: You're afraid.
Sidious: Of you?
Vader: Of death. You're the last one.
Sidious: You were supposed to be the last.

 

Palpatine: Funny the damage a silly little holocron can do, especially in the hands of a silly little Padawan.

 

From Balto:

Rey (to Kylo, during their duel): "Good work, Kylo. You took on the biggest, meanest tree in whole forest, and you won."