Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Qui-Gon Jinn: (to the High Council) There's strange things going on all over the galaxy. People behind this are not like you and me. There's a hidden society, it goes back centuries.

 

Han: Hey, Mr. Jedi guy! You dropped your cylinder!

 

(After arriving on Mortis)

Anakin: I don't think I'm dreaming.
Obi-Wan: What gave it away?
Anakin: I ain't got the brains to make this up.

 

Mace Windu: Jedi, relieve Skywalker of his wand and escort him back to the temple.

 

Palpatine: Pull the lever, Pestage! Wrong lever! Why do we even have that lever?

(from The Emperor's New Groove)

 

Other People's Credits

Hondo Ohnaka: I love credits. I love credits more than I love the things they can buy. Does that surprise you? Credits, they don't care whether I'm good or not. They don't care whether I snore or not. They don't care which side of the Force I pray to. There are only three things in this galaxy with that kind of unconditional acceptance: monkey-lizards, blue milk and credits. Only credits are better. You know why? Because they don't make you fat and they don't poop all over the spaceship deck. There's only one thing I like better. Other people's credits.

 

Mara: You're either with us or against us.
Luke: I'm neither with you or against you.
Mara: Can he do that?
Karrde: He's a Jedi, so I believe it's required.

 

Ezra: Whose side is Hondo on?
Kanan: At the moment?

 

Lord Kaan: The identity as a Jedi was to conceal my true nature. My name is Kaan!

(from Star Trek Into Darkness)

 

Lord Hoth: He's intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.

 

Hoth: Kaan!

 

Force Ghost Obi-Wan: Don't grieve, Luke. It was logical. The needs of the galaxy...
Luke: ...outweighed the needs of the few...
Force Ghost Obi-Wan: ... or the one.

 

Anakin: You Tusken ********, you killed my mom.

 

Rey: You fool, look around you! The planet's destroying itself!
Kylo Ren: Yes. Exhilarating, isn't it?
Rey: If we don't help each other, we'll die here.
Kylo Ren: Perfect. Then that's the way it shall be.

 

from the ROTS script

ANAKIN: Yes, Artoo will be along in a few moments and he'll release the ray shields . . .

ARTOO comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall. He takes a moment to compose himself.

ANAKIN: (continuing) See! No problem.

Just the way in the movie that Anakin says "See?..No problem" is what makes it my favorite
Also love the "He's no good to me dead" line, but that's probably been mentioned a couple times already

just listen a couple times. its gold

 

Hux: Kill me. I don't deserve to live.
Rey: Fine, I'll kill you later.

Later...

Hux: Wait. You said you would kill me.
Rey: I lied.

 

The idea behind the thread is to take a non-Star Wars movie quote - and Starwars-ify it - with extra kudos (and probably lots of Likes) going to those that pick hilariously appropriate quotes.

 

oh.mmmm

*darth maul comes zooming on his speeder towards Anakin and Qui-Gon*

Qui-Gon: Anakin, duck!

*Anakin doesnt duck*
*gets clobbered by a speeder*
Like this?

 

(After Phasma has been dropped down the garbage chute)
Finn: Ooh, she's not gonna be happy when she gets out of there.
Han: You mean, if she gets out of there.
Finn: "If" is good.

 

Snoke: What was that name again?
Hux: Rey
Snoke starts to fume.
Kylo Ren: Wasn't Rey the name of the girl I was supposed to...? Oh, no!

 

Harrsk: CRUSH CORUSCANT!
Zsinj: FREEZE IT!
Teradoc: MELT CORUSCANT!
Delvardus: BLOW...IT...AWAY!
Daala: Uh, guys? Coruscant would be that way.

 

Xizor: Well, if it isn't a small underworld after all. Uh-uh, mustn't touch.
Luke: You like making deals. How about take me in her place.
Xizor: Hmmm...the son of my most mortal enemy, trapped in the underworld for eternity.
Luke: Going once.
Xizor: Is there a downside to this?
Luke: Going twice.