DFW, TX Movie quotes...

Discussion in 'MidSouth Regional Discussion' started by Genetic_Misfire, Apr 12, 2001.

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  1. Genetic_Misfire Jedi Youngling

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    I'm starting thread that covers movie quotes in general. Please guys (and gals) if you quotes something obscure, please let us know which movie it is.

    "Jim Morrison? He's a drunken buffoon that thinks he's poetic. Now give me the Guess Who! They're drunken buffoons which makes them poetic".

    -Lester Bangs
    -Almost Famous

    James
  2. jedilona Jedi Padawan

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    "In the Matrix they are everyone, they are no one"
    Morpheus to Neo
  3. Obi_Bamm_Karaoke Jedi Youngling

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    "Now, I am having a very bad day. I just got out of prison this morning, and already I've been hit, shot at, I was in a bus that flipped over 17 times, and somebody blew up my Porshe. Now, this man, Jack Cates, is going to help me improve the rest of my day. So, if you don't mind, just let us on our way."

    "Why, because you've got a gun?"

    "No, because I've got a gun and I'll pop a cap in your @$$!"

    "You don't have the guts..."

    *BANG*

    "Anybody else wanna lip?"

    Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) and some spare guy who gets shot in the foot, "Another 48 Hours"
  4. THX_Jedi Jedi Padawan

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    The former VP will be here soon. I expect you all to give the former VP the proper PC while he is here. Is there something funny Garlic? Perhaps you would care to share it with the rest of us.

    No sir, the former VP is a delight sir.

    Sir, seeing how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT otherwise it would leak out to the VC and then we'd all be put on KP.

    "Good Morning Vietnam"
    :cool:


  5. m0rpheus Jedi Youngling

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    "I always catch the fish!"
    -Brandon's Favorite Movie
  6. m0rpheus Jedi Youngling

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    If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced...

    -Mulder
    The X-Files: Fight The Future

    Man, I LOVE that movie!! Great quote, one of my all time favorites.
  7. stone Jedi Youngling

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    "Jane, you were defending him. You love him. You wanna have, like, 10,000 of his babies..."


    ...........................stone
  8. Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan

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    "...like a chinese jet fighter pilot!"

    Ash: Army of Darkness
  9. Kurgan1 Jedi Youngling

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    "So here we are, both Immortal. Missed the signs, didn't we? But we were both so new at the Game! What a glorious sight! Just look, Connor. Look back on the endless travesties of your life, and you'll always see me waiting in the shadows. When friends and lovers are wiped away, I'm there. When people in your life die abruptly and for no reason, I'm there for you. And when your cellmates in your so-called Sanctuary are left twitching like headless chickens---guess who?

    Would ya kill an unarmed man again, Connor? Oh, you didn't know, Duncan? Because you never told him. Would that finally put the agony in your soul to rest? Then go ahead. Send me home. What's stopping you? Honor? Guilt. Perhaps the nagging sense that you more than I deserve to die.

    Do it. Do it for your sweet mother. Or perhaps that little whore orphan Rachael Ellenstein. Who, if I'm not mistaken, you raised as your own daughter. Tell me,
    do they even begin to equal the death of a man of God who raised me as his own son? Take_your_shot. What better chance than now? Soooo close....

    But look at you. Even now you're afraid. Afraid you'll lose, that's your true fear, isn't it? Afraid of giving up your essence to me--making me even stronger by it.

    What's wrong, don't you want to be inside me?

    I want you to think back on this moment, Connor! And know that from now until eternity, I'll be there, ripping apart the ones you care about most!

    It's never over, Connor MacLeod. Living is what matters. And you will live with this, count on it. On one far off day, you and I will be the only two remaining, and you will look back on this day and realize you had one chance to stop me. You failed. Your living has been my prize.

    You! (points to Duncan) on the other hand, are on borrowed time. Call ya."



    --Jacob Kell,
    Highlander: Endgame
  10. Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan

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    "Leave it to a white boy to quote the 'Holy' trilogy!"

    Chasing Amy
  11. Kurgan1 Jedi Youngling

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    "F%$K Lando Calrissian!!!!!"

    Hooper X--again from Chasing Amy
  12. THX_Jedi Jedi Padawan

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    I couldn't help myself, it just popped it there.

    What?! What just "popped" in there?!

    I tried to think...

    Look!!!

    No, it can't be!!

    What did you do Ray?

    I tried to think...something from my childhood...something that could never ever possibaly destroy us. It's the Stay-Puffed marshmello man.

    Now theres something you don't see every day.

    We used to roast Stay-Puffed marshmellos up at the lake at Camp Wiconda...

    Ray has gone bye-bye Egon, you got anything left?

    Sorry, Vienkman. I'm paralyzed beyond the fear for rational thought.

    ---"Ghostbusters"
    ---Who you gonna call? :p
  13. jedilona Jedi Padawan

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    To infinity, and beyond !!!
    Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story
    :D
  14. Kurgan1 Jedi Youngling

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    "If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!!!!"

    Winston--Ghostbusters
  15. m0rpheus Jedi Youngling

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    I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!!!!
  16. stone Jedi Youngling

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    "over and underwieght guys, who don't get laid. they're our 'bread and butter'"


    ................................stone
  17. Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan

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    "Life's a garden, Dig it!" Joe Dirt

  18. m0rpheus Jedi Youngling

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    You've got me??!! Who's got you??!!
  19. DarthCynthia Jedi Youngling

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    "What color.. underwear am I wearing?"

    (LMAO :D I can't wait to watch those Supes movies again)
  20. Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan

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    "Your... talking to... my friend all...wrong!" Christopher Walken from Joe Dirt

    "I heard about you and Buffalo Bob. Sorry."
    "DUDE! Nothing happened!" JD
    "Yea, right"

    BTW It's actualy kinda good for a laugh. I was surprised. [face_laugh]
  21. jedilona Jedi Padawan

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    We're(or You're?) gonna need a bigger boat..
    Jaws
  22. Genetic_Misfire Jedi Youngling

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    So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

    -or how about-

    I bet she gives great helmet.

    -Dark Helmet
    -Spaceballs

    James
  23. TheCloud Jedi Youngling

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    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world"

    Wesley "The Dread Pirate Roberts" - The Princess Bride

  24. Queen_Tofuti Jedi Youngling

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    Stone - thats my favourite scene in AB. :D

    "I can't feel my legs, Keyser."- said by Keaton-The Usual Suspects

    "Is that the one about uh the hooker with dysentery?"- said by Fenster -same movie-

    I can quote all day from this movie. hehehe
  25. Obi_Bamm_Karaoke Jedi Youngling

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    LOVE that sig, Queen! DeeDee scares me.

    "Which movie did you like better, 'Empire Strikes Back' or 'Return of the Jedi'?"

    "'Empire'."

    "Blasphemy!"

    "'Empire' had the better ending: Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, and Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite. It ends on such a down note, and that's all life is- a series of down notes. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."

    -Randall and Dante, "Clerks"

    Like I WASN'T going to quote Kevin Smith at SOME point.
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