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Discussion in 'MidSouth Regional Discussion' started by Genetic_Misfire, Apr 12, 2001.

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  1. m0rpheus

    m0rpheus Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "Phase one. You take a run at LaFours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back out humping your mom last night. You clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. Thats's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure, wolvie-berserk style, Knock out the ****in' pin, and bickety-bam-- the motherf***er's rubble.
    Hence, no game show."

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    And when that didn't work:
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    "Okay, lunch box, let's try this again.
    We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a spitfire passing over LaFours.
    You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin. When that's gone, the stage is trashed, and we go smoke a bowl. You got it ? Now, get your fat ass up there. And, dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogins."



     
  2. stone

    stone Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "Do you believe in karma?"

    "Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice."
     
  3. Jedi_Jarvis

    Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Luke, I am your father!"
    "Take off eh!?!"


    "No goal! No goal! They was in the crease eh!?!"
     
  4. THX_Jedi

    THX_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Look, Darth Vader cannot be Luke Skywalker's father. They don't even have the same last name.

    (breathing heavy and talking into an empty beer mug) That's right Woody, now get me another beer before I have to call out the Imperial guard.

    (backing away) Stop it Mr. Peterson, your scaring me.

    ---Cheers
     
  5. m0rpheus

    m0rpheus Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "You think I care what store in that sh**pit dirt mall has the latest godzilla bootlegs ? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a sh** what two comic labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things!"
    -Mallrats (again)

    That quote warmly reminds me ofmy sweet wife! ;)
     
  6. Pete_Solo

    Pete_Solo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarrettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    HIT IT
     
  7. Obi_Bamm_Karaoke

    Obi_Bamm_Karaoke Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "So, if you guys know so much about women, then why are you here at the Gas 'N Sip on a Friday night with no women anywhere?"

    "Choice, man... CONCIOUS CHOICE!"

    -The greatness of "Say Anything....

    "Dude, I'm like Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi, and we're all in that F*#(ed up cantina!"

    -Prophet Jay, "Dogma"
     
  8. m0rpheus

    m0rpheus Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "Out of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most....human."
     
  9. stone

    stone Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "how can you shoot women? ...children?"

    "easy... you just don't lead 'em as much."
     
  10. THX_Jedi

    THX_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm...I'm home. I'm really home. Ohhh. They did it...they really, really did it. They blew it up. Ahhh...damn you...damn you all to hell.

    :cool:

    "Star Wars can't be as good as Planet of the Apes. Those apes were really good actors." :D
    --Kelso on "That 70's Show"
     
  11. THX_Jedi

    THX_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What was that?

    A werewolf.

    Werewolf?

    There wolf....there castle.

    Why are you talking like that?

    Oh, I thought you wanted to. Suit yourself.

    :cool:

    You take the blond. I'll take the one in the turbin. Woof. :D

    --Young Fr"aa"kenst"eee"n
     
  12. Obi_Bamm_Karaoke

    Obi_Bamm_Karaoke Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Woll, woll, woll in ze hay....
     
  13. Jedi_Jarvis

    Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "What hump?"

    "Pardon me boy. Is this the Transylvania station?"
    "Ya, ya, track 29, vould jou like a shine?"
     
  14. Obi_Bamm_Karaoke

    Obi_Bamm_Karaoke Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "And you... when you and your friend stole that cow, and your friend made it with the cow... I wanna party with you, my friend."

    -Bill Murray, "Stripes"

    "Boomchuggaluggalugga.... Why did the chicken cross the road?"

    "To get to the other side, SIR!"
     
  15. Jedi_Jarvis

    Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Your a cop, RIGHT!?! You cant shoot me, you have to arrest me, RIGHT!?!" Bad Guy

    "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that your right, I am a cop and I have to arrest you... The bad news is, I just got suspended and I dont give a &^@&#&! BLAM!!!* fires shotgun*" James Woods, Cop

    From the movie Cop (what else would they call it ;) )
     
  16. DarthCynthia

    DarthCynthia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Do you remember that?"

    "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

    heheheheh I love Ghostbusters :)
     
  17. Jedi_Jarvis

    Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I like her, she sleeps above the covers... 6 feet above the covers! BM/GB


    "You can come hang out if you want to."
    "HELL NO! You aint gonna screw up my life!" Office Space.
     
  18. THX_Jedi

    THX_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm thinking of something orange....something orange....orange....
    It's an orange!! Get it!! Ha ha ha...This is fun right? Ha ha ha

    Let me kill him. Please...let me kill him.

    Stanley, if you don't shut up..I've got 3 guys out here who would love to cut your tongue out. Be nice.

    Dun dun da da dun da da da..(Bonanza theme) What?? You guys don't like Bonanza?

    ---Weird Al's only movie :cool:
     
  19. Obi_Bamm_Karaoke

    Obi_Bamm_Karaoke Jedi Youngling star 2

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    We got it all on UHF... Spatula City, Spatula City, Spatula City!

    God I love that movie. That man is a genius.

    "You're that guy, the private eye."

    "And you're a poet and didn't know it, OH!"

    -"The adventures of Ford Fairlane"

    One of the very few quotes from that movie I can use in the family show.
     
  20. stone

    stone Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "...keeps me sharp ^snap^...
    ...on the edge ^snap^...
    ...where I gotta be ^snap^..."


    that's been one of my email sigs files forever.
     
  21. Kurgan1

    Kurgan1 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Nov 19, 2000
    Who are you?

    I have so many names!!!!

    Satan?

    Call me dad.

    Keanu and Al--Devil's Advocate--great f'ing film!!!!
     
  22. Jedi_Jarvis

    Jedi_Jarvis Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "It wasn't my fault! I ran out of gas, had a flat tire. A friend came in from out of town. There was an earthquake! There was a terrible flood!... It wasn't my fault!"

    "Oh, Jake." *smiles and lowers gun*
     
  23. Obi_Bamm_Karaoke

    Obi_Bamm_Karaoke Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Brandon, allow me to add to yours...

    "What about love?"

    "Love... it's overrated. It's the biochemical equivalent of an overdose of chocolate."
     
  24. THX_Jedi

    THX_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Soon, all of this will be yours.

    What, the curtains?

    No, not the curtains you silly twit, the land.

    But I don't want the land.

    Well then, what do you want?

    Well, ...I want to sinngggg...

    No!!, no!! None of that while I'm king.

    [image=http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/g-knight.jpg]
     
  25. Kurgan1

    Kurgan1 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Oh, dear god, Jeff, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Boy, have you any idea the forces you unleash when you bring up the Holy Pythons?!!!!

    Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.....dammit, now you've got me doing it!
     
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