Tucson Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by GrandAdmiral_Frank, Sep 20, 2007.

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  1. GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Master

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    So this is a free for all quote thread. Just throw in quotes that mean somethin' to you and let's see what we get. And it don't matter how many or whether or not they're SW. Just don't get banned people.





    Let's see, oh, this one.


    "I'm a cop you idiot!"
    -Arnold in Kindergarten Cop
  2. FORCEinept Jedi Knight

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    "you smell like urine..."
    "a lot?"
    Blades of glory.
  3. Jada Chapter Rep Charlotte, NC

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    Which reminds me of this glorious line from Talladegah Nights:

    "Shake and Bake!"
  4. TuskenFan Jedi Master

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    My two favorite quotes from Talledega Nights...

    Look out Chip, I'll come at you like a spider monkey. -Texas Ranger

    What the hell you lookin at, I ain't a bottle of Jim Beam. -Texas Ranger
  5. Zedd Tucson AZ Chapter Rep

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    I like "Oh God, Please be 18!"
  6. Jada Chapter Rep Charlotte, NC

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    If anyone has seen the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap this line is classic:

    Meredith Blake: The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
    Nick Parker: Them.
    Meredith Blake: What?
    Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture?
  7. dialswiftjustice Force Ghost

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    "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
  8. GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Master

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    "You're so drunk Doc Holiday you're probably seein' double"

    "I got two guns, one for each of ya' "
  9. Jada Chapter Rep Charlotte, NC

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    "I shall forever be known as the man who opened the door!"

    Leonardo Di Vinci in Ever After



    "I'm still sitting in my pee-pee pants"

    Texas Ranger in Talladegah Nights
  10. Mugen Jedi Master

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    "Did you ever kill anyone!!??"

    "Yeah, but they were all bad"
  11. GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Master

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    "Now go home and get your f&*%$@ shine box"
  12. Jada Chapter Rep Charlotte, NC

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    "Why'd it have to be snakes?"
  13. Mugen Jedi Master

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    "In case youre captured...youre gonna want to take youre own life. Here, Use this...(slides Gary an old taped hammer over the table)"
  14. padumavati Jedi Knight

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    "But Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
    "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. *oof*"
  15. firstsonofsolo Jedi Master

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    Well I'm your huckleberry.


    And of course one of the best

    Do or do not, there is no try.
  16. Mugen Jedi Master

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    "You kill me, I'll kill you right back!!!"
  17. dialswiftjustice Force Ghost

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    skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!
  18. GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Master

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    "eh, craig, we got two hundred dollars"-smokey

    "I got two hundred dollars"-Devo
  19. Jada Chapter Rep Charlotte, NC

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    "Having a bit of a problem with your Bogo Pogo" ~ Strictly Ballroom
  20. FORCEinept Jedi Knight

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    "Apples?
    Does Blorg mean Apples?
    Is Apples your cat?
    UH!
    Apples is stuck in a tree? Quick, church, get a ladder."

    Red Vs. Blue
  21. GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Master

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    "What am I going to do with a gun rack?"
  22. padumavati Jedi Knight

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    "PC loadletter? The $*&% does that mean?!"
  23. hal9k1 Jedi Master

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    Sad but I know what that means.

    PC= "Paper Cassette". Holdover from the "older" days meaning the paper tray # 2. Load letter is an HP laserjet display for saying load letter size paper. So it's saying load letter size paper in tray 2 (HPs use tray 2 90% for the time in the laserjet series). Basically the printer is out of paper.

    Gawd I hate computers, why do I know this cr*p?.

    Quote:

    Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
    Dante Hicks: "Empire".
    Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
    Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
  24. firstsonofsolo Jedi Master

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    "Do you like apples?"

    "Huh?"

    "Do you like apples?"

    ::shrugs::

    "well I got a number how you like them apples!" ::laughs::
  25. Jada Chapter Rep Charlotte, NC

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    best.movie.quote.ever!

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
    ~ Airplane!
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