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Tucson Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by GrandAdmiral_Frank, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. GrandAdmiral_Frank

    GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So this is a free for all quote thread. Just throw in quotes that mean somethin' to you and let's see what we get. And it don't matter how many or whether or not they're SW. Just don't get banned people.





    Let's see, oh, this one.


    "I'm a cop you idiot!"
    -Arnold in Kindergarten Cop
     
  2. FORCEinept

    FORCEinept Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "you smell like urine..."
    "a lot?"
    Blades of glory.
     
  3. Jada

    Jada Jedi Master star 6

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    Which reminds me of this glorious line from Talladegah Nights:

    "Shake and Bake!"
     
  4. TuskenFan

    TuskenFan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My two favorite quotes from Talledega Nights...

    Look out Chip, I'll come at you like a spider monkey. -Texas Ranger

    What the hell you lookin at, I ain't a bottle of Jim Beam. -Texas Ranger
     
  5. Zedd

    Zedd Jedi Knight star 3

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    I like "Oh God, Please be 18!"
     
  6. Jada

    Jada Jedi Master star 6

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    If anyone has seen the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap this line is classic:

    Meredith Blake: The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
    Nick Parker: Them.
    Meredith Blake: What?
    Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture?
     
  7. dialswiftjustice

    dialswiftjustice Jedi Master star 4

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    "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
     
  8. GrandAdmiral_Frank

    GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "You're so drunk Doc Holiday you're probably seein' double"

    "I got two guns, one for each of ya' "
     
  9. Jada

    Jada Jedi Master star 6

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    "I shall forever be known as the man who opened the door!"

    Leonardo Di Vinci in Ever After



    "I'm still sitting in my pee-pee pants"

    Texas Ranger in Talladegah Nights
     
  10. Mugen

    Mugen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Did you ever kill anyone!!??"

    "Yeah, but they were all bad"
     
  11. GrandAdmiral_Frank

    GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Now go home and get your f&*%$@ shine box"
     
  12. Jada

    Jada Jedi Master star 6

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    "Why'd it have to be snakes?"
     
  13. Mugen

    Mugen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "In case youre captured...youre gonna want to take youre own life. Here, Use this...(slides Gary an old taped hammer over the table)"
     
  14. padumavati

    padumavati Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "But Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
    "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. *oof*"
     
  15. firstsonofsolo

    firstsonofsolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well I'm your huckleberry.


    And of course one of the best

    Do or do not, there is no try.
     
  16. Mugen

    Mugen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "You kill me, I'll kill you right back!!!"
     
  17. dialswiftjustice

    dialswiftjustice Jedi Master star 4

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    skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!
     
  18. GrandAdmiral_Frank

    GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "eh, craig, we got two hundred dollars"-smokey

    "I got two hundred dollars"-Devo
     
  19. Jada

    Jada Jedi Master star 6

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    "Having a bit of a problem with your Bogo Pogo" ~ Strictly Ballroom
     
  20. FORCEinept

    FORCEinept Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Apples?
    Does Blorg mean Apples?
    Is Apples your cat?
    UH!
    Apples is stuck in a tree? Quick, church, get a ladder."

    Red Vs. Blue
     
  21. GrandAdmiral_Frank

    GrandAdmiral_Frank Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "What am I going to do with a gun rack?"
     
  22. padumavati

    padumavati Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "PC loadletter? The $*&% does that mean?!"
     
  23. hal9k1

    hal9k1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Sad but I know what that means.

    PC= "Paper Cassette". Holdover from the "older" days meaning the paper tray # 2. Load letter is an HP laserjet display for saying load letter size paper. So it's saying load letter size paper in tray 2 (HPs use tray 2 90% for the time in the laserjet series). Basically the printer is out of paper.

    Gawd I hate computers, why do I know this cr*p?.

    Quote:

    Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
    Dante Hicks: "Empire".
    Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
    Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
     
  24. firstsonofsolo

    firstsonofsolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Do you like apples?"

    "Huh?"

    "Do you like apples?"

    ::shrugs::

    "well I got a number how you like them apples!" ::laughs::
     
  25. Jada

    Jada Jedi Master star 6

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    best.movie.quote.ever!

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
    ~ Airplane!