MPD Theatre - Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

Perhaps some of you may be familiar with a certain problem that has beseeched me in the past. Well, I believe I am finally rid of that horrid and troublesome problem for good.

 

Keep dreamin' nitwit. Anyways, why do have to use such big words? Do you think you're smart or something, lame-brain?

 

What in the name of all that is holy are you doing here?! They told me you were gone forever, never to darken my mind again!

 

Yeah, well, that was money well spent, huh?

 

I cannot believe you have survived all of those treaments. I thought for certain the-the-the shock treatment would rid me of your terrible stain.

 

Nah, just brighten things up around here. Do youhave any idea how dark it is in this half-witted brain of yours?

 

I must remember what they told me about this, what did they say I should do if I came across your foul stench ever again.

Oh yes, deep cleansing breaths, that should do it.

 

My stench!? You're the one with the poor bathing skills, skank!

Besides, how are you going to take deep cleansing breaths if give you the hiccups!

 

What are you talk- hic about? hiccup What have you-HIC done?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hey, you may control what goes on in the outside world, lady, but I got the inside stuff done to a science. Watch it or I just might do worse the next time we're in an elevator

 

You woul-HICCUPdn't dare?! hiccup

 

You just try me, loser

 

How cou-hic

This is silly /grabs a glass of water *gulp, gulp, gulp aahhh*/ There, no more hiccups.

You better look out, because I am not about to take this lying down.

 

Why not, you did last time!

 

Why must you be so evil and mean? Why can't you just behave like other people?

 

PLease, I am acting like other people! The ones that get stuff done.

 

BUt that's not the way it has to be. You can get things done with kindness as easily as meaness

 

PUHLease!!! Like that ever works. Well, maybe in Dog-Patch where you were spawned, but not the real world, honey.

 

For your information, I was born in our nation's capitol and-. . . Okay, well maybe you have a point there

 

Look, lady, if you would listen to me more oftern, maybe you could things done a lot better.

 

I suppose you have a valid point. But how can I trust you?

 

Easy, once you realize that I am nothing more than your INner B@#$% struggling to reach out. You should have no problem trusting in my judgment.

 

Is that what they call you now?

 

Are you kidding? Hell, they've even written songs about me!

If we pool our resources there isn't anything we can't do. So what d'ya say? Partners?

 

Dont do it Jen.

I dont trust this chick.