I've been mostly gone for a while, and all the threads under my old username are locked and buried. Rather than dig them up and figure out where I left off, I'm just going to put the past behind me and start over with the drabbles I've written in recent months. As of 30 December, 2011, I've posted drabbles here in the following fandoms: [Warning: List may contain spoilers for individual drabbles.] *Ace Ventura, Pet Detective *The Addams Family *Alias *American Dad! *Andy Barker, P.I. *Animalympics *Animaniacs *Arrested Development *The Avengers *Babylon 5 *Back to the Future *Batman *Battlestar Galactica (1978) *Battlestar Galactica (2003) *Better Off Ted *The Big Bang Theory *Blake's 7 *Buffy the Vampire Slayer *Burn Notice *Castle *Chuck *The Closer *Cluedo *Columbo *Community *The Cosby Show *Danger Mouse *Daria *The Dark Knight *Desperate Housewives *Doctor Who *Doogie Howser, M.D. *Dragon's Lair *Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog *Dudley Do-Right *Elf *Eureka *Farscape *Firefly *Flight of the Conchords *Fraggle Rock *Frasier *Freakazoid! *Friday the 13th *The Fugitive *Get Smart *Ghostbusters *G.I. Joe *Gilligan's Island *The Green Hornet *Gremlins *The Guild *Harry Potter *Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law *Heroes *Home Improvement *Hong Kong Phooey *House *How I Met Your Mother *Inception *The Incredibles *Indiana Jones *I Spy *The IT Crowd *James Bond *Kim Possible *Knight Rider *Las Vegas *Law & Order *Life on Mars (US) *Lost *MacGyver *Madame Fatal *Manimal *Mathnet *Matlock *Maverick *Men in Black *The Mentalist *The Middleman *Modern Family *Monk *The Muppet Show *My Name Is Earl *Mystery Science Theater 3000 *Nero Wolfe *Night Court *A Nightmare on Elm Street *Outsourced *Peanuts *The Perils of Penelope Pitstop *Phineas and Ferb *Pinky and the Brain *Police Squad! *The Producers *Profit *Psych *Pushing Daisies *Q.E.D. *Quantum Leap *Quark *Reaper *The Red Green Show *Remington Steele *Rugrats *Sapphire & Steel *The Sarah Jane Adventures *Saw *SCTV *Seinfeld *Sesame Street *Sherlock *Sherlock Holmes *The Silence of the Lambs *The Simpsons *Sledge Hammer! *Sliders *Smallville *Snagglepuss *South Park *Spaced *Star Trek *Star Trek: The Next Generation *Steptoe and Son *Street Fighter *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles *The Third Man *30 Rock *Thor *Thundarr the Barbarian *The Tick *Torchwood *Transformers *24 *Two and a Half Men *UHF *Up *Vancouver 2010 mascots *Wallace & Gromit *Warehouse 13 *Watchmen *Will & Grace *Wonderfalls *Wonder Woman *World of Warcraft *Xena: Warrior Princess *X-Men *Yogi Bear *Yvon of the Yukon *Z Cars * * * * * * * * * * Title: And a Smile Upon His Face Fandom: Desperate Housewives / The Dark Knight Originally Posted: 7 June, 2009 Susan suspected her new boyfriend was hiding a secret. "Have you been using my makeup?" She set the compact down on the dresser as he turned to look up at her; his face was slathered in white, and lipstick was smeared from ear to ear. "This," Susan said, "I did not expect." He pointed at the scars on either side of his mouth. "Ah, Susan. Did I ever tell you how I got these?" he asked, his tongue darting out briefly. "So far, you've blamed your father, your Little League coach, and Bob Barker in a really rough pricing game."