Title: Newman Fandom: The Office UK David sneered. "Hello, Newman." The postal carrier, whose name he'd never learned, turned around. "Were you talking to me?" "Who else would I be talking to?" "My name's not Newman," the man said. "It's Surjeet." "I know," David lied, "but Newman's the postman on Seinfeld. It's a joke." "Newman is also fat, white, and unpleasant, so you have more in common with him than I do." David hissed, "Get out." Surjeet started to leave. "I'd call you by the name of some character with your job, but who'd make such a horrible show?" David turned to the camera, smiling sheepishly.