Title: Dial Q for... Where's the Q on This Thing? Fandom: The Guild Bladezz took out his cell phone, looked at it, and put it back away. "Can I borrow someone's phone?" he asked. "Mine's dead, and I gotta call my mom." "Sorry, no can do," Zaboo said. Vork grunted. "There's a pay phone in the kitchen, but be quick about it!" Bladezz left the garage but returned a few minutes later and asked, "Uh, Vork, how does that relic work? It doesn't have any buttons on it." "Are you telling me you've never seen a rotary telephone before?" Vork yelled. Zaboo said, "It took me a few tries my first time, too."