Mundane Pointless stuff you'd do if you had Force abilities

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  1. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Inspired by the book, Wraith Squadron, the part where Face said that if he had Force abilities, he'd use it to scratch his back during long flights.

    I thought it would be pretty cool to go back and look up the people who used to pick on me back in school. I'd wait until they were in public and use the Force to pull their pants down.

    Or give them wedgies, I don't know.

    What would you do?
  2. nubian-fool Jedi Knight

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    Mar 31, 2002
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    just tell people that 'these are not the droids that your looking for' and see what they do
  3. Groovy_Ssi-Ruuvi Jedi Master

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    Nov 29, 2001
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    I don't know if I'd ever use it, but I'd always threaten to use it to achieve the same effect. Like I'd tell my friends to go get me a sandwich, because if they don't I'll make them do it anyway.

    Like Tarkin says, "Rule by the fear of Force."
  4. The_Lady_J Jedi Knight

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    Jun 11, 2002
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    I'd use it to get into the movies for free.
  5. Sturm Antilles Former Manager

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    Jun 22, 2000
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    Become a superhero and crimefighter.

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  6. LurkyLou Jedi Knight

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    Jun 16, 2002
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    LurkyLou would take his time and learn to use the force to make everyone ryhme
  7. lexu Force Ghost

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    May 28, 2002
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    I think I'd probably fry everyone around me's brain by preforming too many mind tricks. The mind tricks would be the best part, I think. I would trick George Lucas into giving me the rights to Star Wars, then I'd make eps 7-9 and so forth.

    BTW, LurkyLou: the Emperor and chronic bed-wetter.
  8. CalaisKenobi Jedi Master

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    Jun 15, 2002
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    I think I would be using the force levitation abilities the most. How cool would it be to be able to not have to pause Star Wars to get a drink, food, etc and instead be able to just sit and watch all of them back to back with no interruption. That'd be pretty sweet. (or use it to paint your toenails as my sister insists she would use it)
  9. Light_Side Jedi Knight

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    Jan 12, 2002
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    Man, if I had the Force I would use it in crazy ways!! I would use it to get creepy Andrew and Crazy John away from me for one thing, but if I was Force there is always that slight chance I'd turn, I have a bad temper like that. I might end up crushing my brother's head, and torturing my horney ex.

    No, but seriousely, I would use the Force to impress people, you know, tricks at parties and stuff. Or rig improve games so my team would always win. :D
  10. Nichos_Marr Jedi Master

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    Oct 26, 2001
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    I'd use it to inflict mind control on the weak minded and work my way into the U.S. Government. I'd influence a whole state with my dark powers and become an unseeming hardworking senator. And...well you know the rest of the story :)

    That or I'd use TK to rig gambling at a Casino like Mara Jade did in "By the Emperor's Hand".
  11. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Mar 2, 2002
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    I'd end my bad luck with women. ;)

  12. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Jan 5, 2001
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    Who needs a remote? I'd use it to turn the channel, volume, etc. on the TV, and for the VCR when watching movies (fast forward, play, etc.)
    I would also use it to do stuff in a fanfilm to make the fanfilm look more real.
    Oh yeah, and to flush the toilets in public bathrooms.
  13. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Mar 2, 2002
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    "Oh yeah, and to flush the toilets in public bathrooms."

    :eek:
    LOL! [face_laugh]

    I refuse to use public toilets. ;)


    I'd use it on opening the public bathroom sinks and doors, though. I'd also use it to to type on a public computer...you have no idea whose hands have touched those keys! :eek:

  14. Veng_Commando Jedi Master

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    Oct 26, 2001
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    I'd levitate myself and make myself seem like Jackie Chan to all. I already can run on the wall...
  15. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Veng: Don't you mean Jet Li? Jackie Chan doesn't hover in the air like Li does. ;)

  16. Rusty0918 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    Well, for one, I'd use it to knock over that awful Hooter's billboard (in fact, all of 'em).

    I'd use it to freeze everyone in line so I can get to the front.

    I'd use it to torment pedestrians who run across the street carelessly in my way.

    I'd use it to destroy any car stereo blaring country music across the street so everyone can hear it.

    I'd use it to tear up all those horrible porno mags (they're a waste of time, I'll get my own babes thank you very much).

    I'd use it to help me on tests!

    I could go on forever!!!!

  17. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Mar 2, 2002
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    I'd use it to shut Rusty up. [face_plain]

















    :D :p ;)

  18. BattleDog Jedi Knight

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    Feb 23, 2002
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    I'd use it to make people think I was six inches taller.
  19. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Mar 2, 2002
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    I'd use it to make people think I was six inches longer. [face_mischief] :D ;)




    :p

  20. Otto_den_Ktulu Force Ghost

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    Levitation, tricks at parties? Come on people, think of the Force Powers.
    Force Lightning, Force Destruction, Grip, Dissipate, Absorb.

    I would unleash Force Lightning on so many people. Mind Trick like, everyone. Move people out of my way, pick them up when they're walking slow infront of me, slow time. So many possiblities man!!!

    Heck, I'd try and create my own lightsabre, or just perfect my sword skills. Then, Mind Trick the cashiers at stores so I could just walk out with stuff and not pay for it :D
  21. NarundiJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 8, 2001
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    Practical jokes. [face_plain]

    What else?! :p

    Jae Angel
  22. Princess_Liar Jedi Master

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    Mar 24, 2001
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    I'd mind-trick the invigilators during exams while I nip off and research the answers.
  23. Rusty0918 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    Valyn, what did I do?
  24. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Jun 9, 2002
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    I have the Beavis and Butthead book about Sci Fi stuff. Beavis is Luke, and when his hand gets cut off, he uses the Force to, well, you know.
    ;)
  25. Light_Side Jedi Knight

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    Jan 12, 2002
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    Ewwww... that's nasty! *Shivers* We really didn't need to know that....



    I would like to add to my past list.


    I would use force lightening on my Horney ex, and mind trick his stupid friend into dumping his girlfriend because he doesn't like her anyway.

    I would use it to make my idiot science teacher actually make sence, and teach her stuff properly.

    I would use it minipulate people into seeing things my way, and to do what ever I want them to.... Yess... Excellent... [face_devil]







    Oh Sith Spawn! Did i just say that out loud?!
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