Mundane Pointless stuff you'd do if you had Force abilities

Inspired by the book, Wraith Squadron, the part where Face said that if he had Force abilities, he'd use it to scratch his back during long flights.

I thought it would be pretty cool to go back and look up the people who used to pick on me back in school. I'd wait until they were in public and use the Force to pull their pants down.

Or give them wedgies, I don't know.

What would you do?

 

just tell people that 'these are not the droids that your looking for' and see what they do

 

I don't know if I'd ever use it, but I'd always threaten to use it to achieve the same effect. Like I'd tell my friends to go get me a sandwich, because if they don't I'll make them do it anyway.

Like Tarkin says, "Rule by the fear of Force."

 

I'd use it to get into the movies for free.

 

Become a superhero and crimefighter.

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LurkyLou would take his time and learn to use the force to make everyone ryhme

 

I think I'd probably fry everyone around me's brain by preforming too many mind tricks. The mind tricks would be the best part, I think. I would trick George Lucas into giving me the rights to Star Wars, then I'd make eps 7-9 and so forth.

BTW, LurkyLou: the Emperor and chronic bed-wetter.

 

I think I would be using the force levitation abilities the most. How cool would it be to be able to not have to pause Star Wars to get a drink, food, etc and instead be able to just sit and watch all of them back to back with no interruption. That'd be pretty sweet. (or use it to paint your toenails as my sister insists she would use it)

 

Man, if I had the Force I would use it in crazy ways!! I would use it to get creepy Andrew and Crazy John away from me for one thing, but if I was Force there is always that slight chance I'd turn, I have a bad temper like that. I might end up crushing my brother's head, and torturing my horney ex.

No, but seriousely, I would use the Force to impress people, you know, tricks at parties and stuff. Or rig improve games so my team would always win.

 

I'd use it to inflict mind control on the weak minded and work my way into the U.S. Government. I'd influence a whole state with my dark powers and become an unseeming hardworking senator. And...well you know the rest of the story

That or I'd use TK to rig gambling at a Casino like Mara Jade did in "By the Emperor's Hand".

 

I'd end my bad luck with women.

 

Who needs a remote? I'd use it to turn the channel, volume, etc. on the TV, and for the VCR when watching movies (fast forward, play, etc.)
I would also use it to do stuff in a fanfilm to make the fanfilm look more real.
Oh yeah, and to flush the toilets in public bathrooms.

 

"Oh yeah, and to flush the toilets in public bathrooms."


LOL!

I refuse to use public toilets.


I'd use it on opening the public bathroom sinks and doors, though. I'd also use it to to type on a public computer...you have no idea whose hands have touched those keys!

 

I'd levitate myself and make myself seem like Jackie Chan to all. I already can run on the wall...

 

Veng: Don't you mean Jet Li? Jackie Chan doesn't hover in the air like Li does.

 

Well, for one, I'd use it to knock over that awful Hooter's billboard (in fact, all of 'em).

I'd use it to freeze everyone in line so I can get to the front.

I'd use it to torment pedestrians who run across the street carelessly in my way.

I'd use it to destroy any car stereo blaring country music across the street so everyone can hear it.

I'd use it to tear up all those horrible porno mags (they're a waste of time, I'll get my own babes thank you very much).

I'd use it to help me on tests!

I could go on forever!!!!

 

I'd use it to shut Rusty up.

 

I'd use it to make people think I was six inches taller.

 

I'd use it to make people think I was six inches longer.

 

Levitation, tricks at parties? Come on people, think of the Force Powers.
Force Lightning, Force Destruction, Grip, Dissipate, Absorb.

I would unleash Force Lightning on so many people. Mind Trick like, everyone. Move people out of my way, pick them up when they're walking slow infront of me, slow time. So many possiblities man!!!

Heck, I'd try and create my own lightsabre, or just perfect my sword skills. Then, Mind Trick the cashiers at stores so I could just walk out with stuff and not pay for it

 

Practical jokes.

What else?!

Jae Angel

 

I'd mind-trick the invigilators during exams while I nip off and research the answers.

 

Valyn, what did I do?

 

I have the Beavis and Butthead book about Sci Fi stuff. Beavis is Luke, and when his hand gets cut off, he uses the Force to, well, you know.

 

Ewwww... that's nasty! *Shivers* We really didn't need to know that....



I would like to add to my past list.


I would use force lightening on my Horney ex, and mind trick his stupid friend into dumping his girlfriend because he doesn't like her anyway.

I would use it to make my idiot science teacher actually make sence, and teach her stuff properly.

I would use it minipulate people into seeing things my way, and to do what ever I want them to.... Yess... Excellent...







Oh Sith Spawn! Did i just say that out loud?!