Title: Musings of Master Yoda these are Author: Kelia Characters: Yoda and various members of the Jedi Order Genre: Humor with a bit of mush and drama worked in Timeframe: All pre-TPM A/N: This is my response to the 2010 Dear Diary Challenge and while I?ve had terrible luck finishing so far, one of these years I?m going to not only finish but finish on time. Please let me know if you wish to receive a PM when I update. Entry 1 Time to begin a new journal it is. Forced to create a new program to use I was. Amused I am not. For over 800 years have I chronicled my life as a Jedi Master. Perfectly happy I was with the traditional method of speaking into my data pad and have my words appear as spoken I was. Need improvement did that? No! Yet felt the need to create a new program Knight Jocasta Nu did. Correct grammar mistakes this new program does. Help the younglings learn correct basic Nu said it would. Humph! Does it for them automatically the program does. How learn will the younglings if their own mistakes they do not correct? Objected I did but overruled by the Council I was. Suggested it was my own writings would be easier to read if use this new program I did. If wished my writing to be simple to understand I did, write like everyone else I would, hmmm. Two months, eighteen days and four hours later my own special program I finally finished creating. Pain in my butt it was. Rethink what I teach younglings about advancement in technology I will now do. Wish to go through this again I do not.