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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by kahli, Apr 9, 2003.

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  1. kahli

    kahli Jedi Knight star 5

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  2. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Demonstrate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

     
  3. Nyder

    Nyder Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 27, 2002
    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Ceci semble raisonnable parfait! :D

     
  4. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Your objective is simple: World Domination
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Activate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
     
  5. Kit'

    Kit' Manager Emeritus & Kessel Run Champion! star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Winner

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    Oct 30, 1999
    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Horror, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

     
  6. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    I find it entertaining that everyone in this thread who's done it has seen themselves as the people's new god. ;)
     
  7. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    It's one of those pick a series of words and it puts together you your three stage plan. All working towards the same formulae there so there are going to simillarities.
     
  8. -luigi-

    -luigi- Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 26, 2002
    you always end up as the new God no mater what you pick.
     
  9. Grieyls

    Grieyls Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 2, 2000
    Well, that's the point is it not :D
     
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