My defense of George Lucas...

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by darthnuisance, Aug 13, 2002.

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  1. TokyoXtreme Force Ghost

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    153 pages later, and this thread still breaks.
  2. Only_2 Jedi Youngling

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    MEANWHILE BACK AT THE UN SUPERCOUNCIL ON THE BASHER THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY

    Only_2: Soon we may have to launch our Nuclear weapon of respect and acceptance on Bashermountain. Otherwise the Evil Bashers may continue to use their deadly "annoyance nerve gas" to hypnotize the weak minded into becoming jaded, whining crybabies.

    Durwood: Why can't those evil bastards just go spread their hate where it's accepted, at the Spider-Man sites?

    Go-Mer-Tonic Because Durwood, the crowd is too easy to sway there. Whats the point of bothering people who will follow your every statement with a salute? They intend to annoy every last one of us until Star Wars is no longer enjoyable for everyone. Bastards!!! They must be stopped!!!

    Only_2 I think I may have a plan.....
  3. TokyoXtreme Force Ghost

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  4. Only_2 Jedi Youngling

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  5. TokyoXtreme Force Ghost

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  6. Only_2 Jedi Youngling

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  7. smauldookie Jedi Grand Master

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  8. SuperWatto Manager Emeritus

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    This thread isn't really about anything, is it?

  9. TokyoXtreme Force Ghost

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    This thread is a gravity well that pulls in gushers and doesn't let go. Just another one of our devious basher traps.
  10. JenX Jedi Knight

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    Ohhh, I love a good parody!!!

    Well, I for one can't wait to see Only_2 deploy his weapon of "respect and acceptance". I can just picture the scene...

    [edited]


    ;)

    YJ edit: Inappropriate.
  11. Only_2 Jedi Youngling

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    This thread is like the ANH Mos Eisley Cantina.

    "A wretched hive of Scum and villiany"

    I love it in here.
  12. smauldookie Jedi Grand Master

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    JenX that was freaking [face_laugh]


    good job
  13. Only_2 Jedi Youngling

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    Jen-X that was fantastic! really. You left a few out though:
    [edited]

    YJ edit: Inappropriate
  14. Draculas_guest Jedi Knight

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    The guest of Dracula discovers that this thread is no longer among the living, but is now part of the un-dead, and decides to flee back to his resting place in the carpathian mountains, with his cloak spread out like a pair of wings...

    ...However the thread continues to walk the night, draining the life from young posters, its lips crimson with fresh blood, before a moderator finally lays it to rest amongst the dead by driving a wooden stake deep into its heart...
  15. Go-Mer-Tonic Jedi Youngling

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    Can I edit my part one more time?
  16. guittarjedi Jedi Master

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    (announcer voice)Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of "As the Fanbase Turns." 8-}
  17. JediRandy Jedi Youngling

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    Hey Only_2 thanks for including me in a post that I haven't even responded to. Awesome. Glad my reputation as a "hot-headed" JCer makes it into posts I'm not even involved in. Although, now I am. What the heck is this thread about, anyway?
  18. DrEvazan Jedi Youngling

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  19. RogueTrader Jedi Master

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    Jen X, that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time! [face_laugh] :_| [face_laugh]

    And I'm a gusher!!! [face_laugh]
  20. Durwood Jedi Grand Master

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    So, Dr. E, how exactly does one laugh "fatly"?
  21. DrEvazan Jedi Youngling

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    first you get fat.

    then you find something funny.

    then you laugh.
  22. Durwood Jedi Grand Master

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    Durwood: By the way, does this thread still have a purpose?

    Dr. E: It never had a purpose.
  23. hawk Jedi Grand Master

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    JenX,

    That was...perfection. :)
  24. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    Haha, I just read that one too hawk. That was a good one Jen X. [face_laugh]
  25. starwarsfan182 Jedi Knight

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    "mass murders lead force chokes"

    Yoda900, actually its called the "Force Grip".
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