My defense of George Lucas...

153 pages later, and this thread still breaks.

 

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE UN SUPERCOUNCIL ON THE BASHER THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY

Only_2: Soon we may have to launch our Nuclear weapon of respect and acceptance on Bashermountain. Otherwise the Evil Bashers may continue to use their deadly "annoyance nerve gas" to hypnotize the weak minded into becoming jaded, whining crybabies.

Durwood: Why can't those evil bastards just go spread their hate where it's accepted, at the Spider-Man sites?

Go-Mer-Tonic Because Durwood, the crowd is too easy to sway there. Whats the point of bothering people who will follow your every statement with a salute? They intend to annoy every last one of us until Star Wars is no longer enjoyable for everyone. Bastards!!! They must be stopped!!!

Only_2 I think I may have a plan.....

 

Weak.

 

Strong.

 

Thank you (^_^#)

 

You're ugly (>_<)

 

This thread isn't really about anything, is it?

 

This thread is a gravity well that pulls in gushers and doesn't let go. Just another one of our devious basher traps.

 

Ohhh, I love a good parody!!!

Well, I for one can't wait to see Only_2 deploy his weapon of "respect and acceptance". I can just picture the scene...

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YJ edit: Inappropriate.

 

This thread is like the ANH Mos Eisley Cantina.

"A wretched hive of Scum and villiany"

I love it in here.

 

JenX that was freaking


good job

 

Jen-X that was fantastic! really. You left a few out though:
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YJ edit: Inappropriate

 

The guest of Dracula discovers that this thread is no longer among the living, but is now part of the un-dead, and decides to flee back to his resting place in the carpathian mountains, with his cloak spread out like a pair of wings...

...However the thread continues to walk the night, draining the life from young posters, its lips crimson with fresh blood, before a moderator finally lays it to rest amongst the dead by driving a wooden stake deep into its heart...

 

Can I edit my part one more time?

 

(announcer voice)Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of "As the Fanbase Turns."

 

Hey Only_2 thanks for including me in a post that I haven't even responded to. Awesome. Glad my reputation as a "hot-headed" JCer makes it into posts I'm not even involved in. Although, now I am. What the heck is this thread about, anyway?

 

*laughing fatly*

 

Jen X, that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time!

And I'm a gusher!!!

 

So, Dr. E, how exactly does one laugh "fatly"?

 

first you get fat.

then you find something funny.

then you laugh.

 

Durwood: By the way, does this thread still have a purpose?

Dr. E: It never had a purpose.

 

JenX,

That was...perfection.

 

Haha, I just read that one too hawk. That was a good one Jen X.

 

"mass murders lead force chokes"

Yoda900, actually its called the "Force Grip".