Amph My Dinner With Wocky

Jabba-wocky, you recently reposted an old chat log of ours wherein we discussed your idea for a movie, which I was less than receptive to. I can only assume from the fact that you were able to retrieve a (two? three?) year old chat log so easily that you are much preoccupied with the idea of us collaborating on a film

and so i have a proposition for you. you and me. dinner and drinks. new york city. you with a glass of fine spanish sherry, me sipping a distinguished Islay single malt. the conversation flowing as freely as the alcohol. cornish game hens all up in this piece

give the people what they want

 

I'll cook; I'm in NYC.

 

TAKE IT TO PM. FINAL WARNING.

 

take this to PM, baddabing EEHHHHYYYYY *thrusts hips suggestively*

 

10 on a Wocky no-show.

 

I could have sworn wocky said once, "I'll never meet any of you."

 

20

 

One million

 

he's not gonna drink sherry, you might have a case for some weak herbal tea

 

Rogue Number Ten I do not drink alcohol.

 

That's a start.

 

the sherry is negotiable. perhaps a bottle of martinelli's?

 

I think he'd prefer Jello. Laced with rohypnol.

 

Are you talking about the most wonderful apple cider in the modern world?

I do not much like New York City, though. It is too much.

 

wocky if I had dinner with you I'd take you to a vegan place to see if you would get a brain aneurysm.

 

I thought you didn't drink alcohol?

 

"Cider" usually means "sweet cider" in 'Murica. I assume that's what Wocky means . . . ?

 

what is sweet cider..?!

 

Non-alcoholic apple cider. Actually quite good, but not like Strongbow or anything...

 

So, it's basically a juice. That has nothing to do with cider?

This confuses me. Cider is something you judge another for drinking, especially if it's Bulmers.

 

You're talking about this in public now? It is embarrassing enough that you are considering converting to that sort of habit.

Ender:



A product people can drink without shame or fear.

 

That's not even real apple cider...

 

Mate that's apple juice.

This is cider:





Cloudy, alcoholic and quite frankly, I think it's that nonsense that you posted that should be subject to fear and shame.

 

We have to call the juice from apples "apple cider" in the states because "apple juice" was already taken by sugar water.