JCC My Fiance dumped me

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  1. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Listen to Dashboard Confessional while writing. And paint your nails black and at least consider experimenting with mascara. Or go out and be amongst the living. You may be shocked at the results of surrounding yourself with friends vs moping about the house in your jammies singing "Your hair is everywhere, screaming infidelities". I'm rooting for you.

    And, if you look hawt in the mascara, send me pics. I may come and propose to you.
  2. harpua Chosen One

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    Myke's totally married... he'd only be proposing a booty call, no doubt. It would probably be pretty sexy, though.
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  4. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    I want to see the mascara pics before I say "I'd hit it".
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  5. harpua Chosen One

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    I'd go for the liquid mascara... that way you could paint squigglies and tear drops around your eyes.
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  6. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    I talked with a parent today who had a tear drop tatted on their eye. That's kind of the same thing, right?
  7. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    On the eyeball? That's pretty hardcore.
  8. harpua Chosen One

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    Maybe.... depends on if you're planning on meeting Myke for a conjugal visit in Folsom.
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  9. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    When he hears that whistle blowing it will redefine hanging your head and crying...
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  11. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    In all sincerity, try to do something productive. This is definitely one of those opportunities where "Choose life" sorta makes for a compelling option. I won't overspiritualize my advice. Just distract yourself. Watch funny films or take up base jumping. Or attend a spinning class. But, remember that the Man in Black himself, Johnny Cash, found the answer he was looking for during a trying time in his life. Drugs. I mean Jesus. Although, he did screw up his life with drugs before he found all that peace stuff.

    Call a friend and go sit at a diner or clean your toilet. Just do something that furthers your life rather than meditate on depressing losses. Try counting your win column.

    If that doesn't work, get a tear drop tat on your eyeball. The agonzing pain and instant blindness will certainly get your mind off of a broken engagement. And simultaneously make me more attracted to you. Don't forget the mascara. Liquid, preferably.
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  13. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    I would be okay with this thread turning into a Johnny Cash appreciation thread. Just saying.
  14. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Yeah, who could possibly be against more Cash?

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    Oh yeah.
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  16. solojones Chosen One

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    Why isn't there one of those? I had some in amph before but I'm sure they're locked by now. Ah my hero
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  18. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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    Don't know if it did much to cheer up Prenn, but turning on my computer at work and being greeted by whole lot of Johnny Cash sure made my morning.
  19. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Well since everybody else is posting Johnny Cash...

  20. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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    One of the highlights of one of my favorite albums, Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson on VH1 storytellers. Cash tell a great little story at the end.Unfortunately on ly a still picture.

  21. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Are we posting videos of old people? Okay.

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  22. harpua Chosen One

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  23. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    How does that not look like a perineum?
  24. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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    Yeah, that'll get his mind off the booty call trip.
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  25. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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