JCC My Fiance dumped me

My heart breaks for you.

 

i kind of wish i could see him as he makes that noise, his body convulsing, bowels relaxing...

 

DEAR GOD!

 

my fiancé pumped me in the dumper!

 

The important question is, did you cry?

 

Why? With all the other movies you could watch in the theater and at home, WHY?

 

who me? no, of course not. i climaxed!

 

Not you... I was talking to Austin Cullen.

 

well, you have my answer just in case your curiosity gets the better of you later on.

 

Why would you subject yourself to the torture that is Twilight?

 

I did. It was very romantic. Although, I imagine candles are a no go in the dumpster?

 

Dear God, he's suicidal

 

And you have mine in case I get further confused.

 

and you have my AXE

 

I bet your fiance forsaw you going to see twilight in theaters alone, and that's why this all happened.

 

Rachel, we're gonna need you to drive down to Compton to check on him. You should pack a taser.

 

i don't have to say whether or not i cried.

and, hypothetically, if I did, it wasn't because the movie was sad. it was because it had an exotic south american man in it. and that is what my fiance cheated on me with. hypothetically.

 

guys the movie sucked ASS.

 

i'm tellin you you should have watched lankons!!! it had sally field in it! and the well known stage actor atrium atrius!!!

 

Wait, what?

 

yeah true story.

 

I thought she just wanted some time to be her own person or whatever?

 

Sadly I'm in Missouri now. So the options are Lowie, Tunes, and SLG.

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It was nice knowing you, Prenn