JCC My Head is Itching Like Crazy

Two weeks into the school year, and the lice alert has already gone out. A birthday sleepover led to a major epidemic/infestation. The school's lice infestation emergency action plan was activated immediately, of course. The letters have gone out to all the parents. The school nurse has made the rounds, checking everyone. The CDC plague response team has flown in. The National Guard has been activated. The SWAT team is positioned on the roof, etc.

So far, no sign of anything on the boy's head, but my head is really itchy now.

I forgot to warn you to put on your hazmat suit before reading this post. Try not to touch the keyboard. Go and wash your hands, put on gloves. Then come back.

 

You're gonna die.

It's like your own personal apocalypse.

 

That's too bad Jabbadabbado. Been there, done that with my own kids. The comb is your friend.

 

Sounds like you have "the clap" to me.

 

Scratch it 'til you hit the skull.

 

You forgot to get vaccinated for it didn't you?

 

I've seen that South Park episode. I know how this all ends.

Also:
Gorillas Gave Pubic Lice to Humans, DNA Study Reveals

*#&@**#N primates. Now my crotch is itching like crazy. Maybe it is the clap.

 

YOU DAMN DIRTY APES

 

patient zero.

 

GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF ME