my illegitatemate mexican baby....

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by mrsvos, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    I've just been inpregnated by two tamales and two enchaladas. With beans and chili. My stomach is huge and I'm afaid I will give birth before this child has a name.
    I wanted to go with Juan Ortega Taco, but this gang bang has earned a worthy moniker.
    A little help, please?
  2. tom Scattergories Winner

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    tommy two inches, after the fathers
  3. duende Force Ghost

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    how 'bout sal monella chilito?
  4. nostalgia Jedi Master

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    My brothers were illegitimate mexican children. We named one of them Mario.
  5. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    Jesus Dios Mio Mierde. Smith.
  6. Sith-I-5 Force Ghost

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    ACTION TO TAKE: Play a Return of the Jedi dvd, with Spanish subtitles. Pay attention. At some point within the first few moments, when See Threepio mentions "Jabba the Hutt", check how it is written in Spanish, and go with that name.

    Alternately, my personal suggestion is Unidade Bravo.

    The name just resonates with me, y'know?

    Origins of the name, should the little mite think to ask; second Resident Evil movie, Spanish subtitles again, and Umbrella are evac'ing their senior execs from Raccoon City in SUVs, the helicopter overseeing the operation refers to the missing vehicle as that.

    :D

    EDIT several minutes later: You're talking about food, aren't you?
  7. nostalgia Jedi Master

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    Get Dave to name your baby
  8. Darth Gangrenous Game Host

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    Eat a few sauteed habaneros. That'll help take care of things.
  9. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Dave don't know nothin'about birthin' babies.
    The contractions are starting.
    better get some coffee...
  10. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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  11. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm about to give birth to what's left of a whopping ham and turkey club sandwich from last night.

    I'm not going to name it, but I'll enjoy the aroma that the birthing process leaves in the bathroom.

  12. Sauntaero Force Ghost

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    Jul 9, 2003
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    This is a widespread issue, then. My sister was preggers with either a chimichanga or a gordita, but then they found out it's a boy, so now we don't know what to call it. Potato Olè?
  13. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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  14. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Well, I am delivered, but instead of one little Mexican baby I'm more like octomom now.
    I'm currently getting on with a cheeseburger but we're using condiments so it shouldn't be an issue.
  15. duende Force Ghost

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    food babies are the best.
  16. darthtenbiscuits Force Ghost

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    I'm telling Fox News right now. Tomorrow's headline... "Florida woman giving birth to terrorist welfare queen anchor babies."