Story [My Little Pony - FiM] Leaving Ponyville -A Brony's Tale-

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  1. Lazy K Jedi Youngling

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    NOTE 1: To the melody of Leslie Fish's Banned from Argo. Google if you're interested, please.
    NOTE 2: The brony (i.e., male My Little Pony fan) depicted in this song is based solely on me and nobody else. Really. :D

    Leaving Ponyville -A Brony's Tale-


    When I walked into Ponyville I met with Pinkie Pie
    She threw a welcome warm enough to make a grown man cry
    But when I sang to thank them for the kindness they had shown
    They all made their excuses and they left me all alone

    So now I'm leaving Ponyville, you see
    Leaving while I still have pleasant memories
    I spent a jolly holiday for just three days or four
    But I don't think I'm welcome any more

    I put on a helmet and I flew with Rainbow Dash
    But soon I realized my actions had been all too rash
    The world went spinning wildly as she tried to entertain
    But I just whimpered weakly and I threw up in her mane

    And now I'm leaving Ponyville on foot
    Walking with the hope that maybe I'll take root
    I spent a jolly holiday for just three days or four
    But I don't think I'll stay here any more

    Twilight Sparkle let see the books inside her tree
    And there my inner bookworm woke and took control of me
    I read for hours till my habit triggered Twilight's rage
    When she found out I licked my finger when I turned a page

    And now I'm leaving Ponyville, you see
    And I'm hoping Twilight won't catch up with me
    I spent a jolly holiday for just three days or four
    But I don't think I'm welcome any more

    Rarity's boutique was quite a wonder to behold
    With gems of stunning sizes set in 18-carat gold
    She took my gift, a necklace that had left me almost broke
    And laughed politely, thinking it was just a feeble joke

    Because the gems in Ponyville are BIG
    And I hear you find them anywhere you dig
    I spent a jolly holiday for just three days or four
    But I don't want to stay here any more

    Fluttershy - I guess I gave her something of a scare
    For when I went to visit I found neither hide nor hair
    Several hours later I gave up and turned to go
    When I thought that I heard a whisper telling me, "Hello"

    And now I'm leaving Ponyville, you see
    But I'm hopeful Fluttershy's not scared of me
    I spent a jolly holiday for just three days or four
    But I don't think I'll stay here any more

    I went over to the farm to offer them a hand
    I figured Applejack could use the muscles of a man
    But I found they were pulling tons of apples with their yokes
    And now my ego's wounded and I think my back is broke

    And so I'm leaving Ponyville, you see
    Very slowly, since my back is killing me
    I spent a jolly holiday for just three days or four
    But I don't want to stay here any more

    As I was leaving Ponyville I saw a raging swarm
    A hundred thousand Changelings, every one intending harm
    Though terrified, I faced them with my love for MLP
    The Changelings all turned nauseous and as one began to flee

    And now I'm heading homeward, everyone
    And I'm happy that this brony's work is done
    I spent a jolly holiday for just three days or four
    And maybe someday I'll be back once more
    Last edited by Lazy K, Oct 19, 2012
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