NOTE: 1 To the melody (...?) of Me Like Hockey by The Arrogant Worms. NOTE: 2 This is a complete work of fiction and any similarity to real bronies is just your imagination. Me Like Pony Me work hard at burger joint Serving jerks till boiling point Come home with an angry mind Want to wipe out all Mankind Sit down, turn on my PC Grin at pic of Rarity Me feel good and not so mean Watching ponies on the screen Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! Twilight Sparkle really smart Rarity, she has big heart Me want pets like Fluttershy But me make a cockroach die Me like crazy Pinkie Pie Me want party all the time Rainbow Dash is way too cool Applejack and Big Mac rule Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! Favorite pony? Can't decide Head blew up last time me tried All the ponies really great 'Cause they love and tolerate Want to live in Ponyville Where the folks all have good will Be best friends with the Mane Six Prettier than Real Life chicks Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! My Little Pony, though I am a guy My Little Pony, all your toys I buy My Little Pony, you make life complete My Little Pony, nothing can compete Ponies great Bronies own Haters hate Ponies pwn Ponies pwn! Ponies pwn!! Ponies pwn!!! Friends come over with their dolls Argue whose is best of all Start to fight but that is bad Fighting would make Princess sad Hurting people really wrong We should try to get along 'Cause we all are closet bronies And we share our love of ponies Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! Me Like Pony! Yeah!