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My mother would like a word with you, Sam!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Dec 25, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    She wants to know why a strange man from England is sending her daughter underwear for Christmas! ;)

     
  2. NickLong

    NickLong Jedi Master star 4

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    HEY! That was MY THONG!!! ;)

    anyway,

    Nick "Shorty" Long
     
  3. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He'll be trying to add you to his long list Beth

    Hope everyone had a nice Christmas. I did... until later on when my Dad got drunk and ruined everything :_|
     
  4. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    :D I was gonna get the bright blue, red and white thong, but was restrained by Cass :p

    Thanks for the cheese, by the way. I figured out how to get the stuff out after I squirted half of it into my hand! Tastes okay considering it comes from a can! ;)

    Thanks too to Andy for Yojimbo! Started watching it this morning when I got home, but was called away by the aroma of frying bacon and eggs.
    Thanks to Arun for the amazing CD!
    Thanks to Jon and Cass again for the yoda, Watchmen, LOTR calendar and wurzels record!

    Hope you've all had a great xmas and speak to you soon!
     
  5. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yeah well, as soon as I quit blushing and trying to hide it from my mother I got a good laugh over it. I was running late and stupidly threw it in the bag meant for my mom's house. Ooops. :)

    Dude, all you have to do is press the stick thing with your thumb.....and I know it's not that bad! :D You think I'd have sent you a completely crappy present?!
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Morning....

    //Wears smiley slippers from Beth
     
  7. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    You like Mr. Lickey? ;)
     
  8. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Lets just say I can see the Irony ;)

    :p :p
     
  9. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL!

    I thought they were a nice compromise. And hey, there's underwear to match for your birthday. ;)
     
  10. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nina keeps forcing me to wear them...and Nina's parent's dog Charlie the giant Schnauzer..keeps attacking them when they're on my feet..

    all in all...popular footware...thank you.. :)

    The cheese in a can on the other hand.... ;)
     
  11. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Hehehe....I think I like your girlfriend. :D

    Oh come on, loosen up! Just squirt it directly into your mouth! ;)
     
  12. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Man...it looks rank..I'm just counting my blessings it wasn't Nacho flavour...
     
  13. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Don't knock til ya try it. Sam kind of likes his. ;)
     
  14. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    He's a farmer...those people eat raw potatoes for supper..I on the other hand have a more sophisticated palet :p
     
  15. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    rolls eyes
     
  16. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    What else does America put in a air-pressured areosol can...Apple pie?...roast chicken?
     
  17. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Whipped cream. ;)
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    okay....


     
  19. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    All the better to take to bed with you.

    But that's about it. Cheese I'll eat cause it's fun and whipped cream cause it's kinky but I tend to avoid anything else in a squirt can.
     
  20. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    have you been drinking?
     
  21. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Why? Am I stuttering?
     
  22. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    No..you just seem..well..loose of tongue
     
  23. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Did you sleep in on Christmas morning?
     
  24. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    No I was up at 9am and drunk by 10.30am...then opened the most bizarre set of gifts anyone has ever bought me...
     
  25. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    9:30? That's in to me. I was up at 6 am, on the road by 7 to split one day between three houses.

    Ok, so my point? I"M TIRED, DUDE!

    bizarre gifts?
     
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