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My mother would like a word with you, Sam!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Dec 25, 2001.

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  1. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    It's not cheese as god intended
     
  2. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Admittedly, I was intimidated when I first saw the colour of the stuff.. but it tastes just like Dairylea
     
  3. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Not convinced
     
  4. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I don't think God intended cheese at all. Isn't it rotted milk? And stop being a baby about it!
     
  5. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Er Beth... this was an internal flight ;)

    Then again, you have to deal with all the immigrants now (like we do)...
     
  6. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oooh...be careful. Don't be nasty and bigotted, Mr. Mat.
     
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    The instructions are for all the Yokels who don't live in California or New York. ;)
     
  8. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    rolls eyes

    Should I just pretend insult so Chet doesn't feel like his joke bombed?
     
  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    who said I was joking?
     
  10. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    It was either that or the lamest insult I've ever heard from you. You choose.
     
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    It's only the second day of the year, I thought I start gently on the insults
     
  12. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oh? That's nice. A new years resolution you can keep. ;)
     
  13. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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  14. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    ..besides..call me shallow...but the packaging is a little cheap looking..
     
  15. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm calling your bluff, Mr. Arun. Send Sam the can.
     
  16. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    If he want's it..he can have it...besides it doesn't look good on the shelf along with the Pure Virgin Olive Oil and the White Wine Vinigarette
     
  17. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    You are the most infuriating, narrow minded, stubborn, snobbish, unmoveable man I've ever met!
     
  18. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bigoted Beth, moi? I think some of you lot do a good enough job of that already :D

    And yes, note I said "some" here. I've probably met as many intelligent Americans in my time as dumbarses...
     
  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    You are the most infuriating, narrow minded, stubborn, snobbish, unmoveable man I've ever met!

    ...or not met....

    You're in mate. ;)
     
  20. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    So no discernible bad points then...
     
  21. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Matt, Beth is talking about your racist post about immigrants being uneducated....but you can't even see that.
     
  22. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    shakes head

    UGH! To all of you! UGH!
     
  23. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OAC... my comment was a veiled sarcastic remark in the sense that many immigrants can't SPEAK ENGLISH, so the instructions would still be lost on them :D
     
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    and you don't think that's an insult? Get your head out your arse.
     
  25. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ok, ok. Seperate corners if you please. I'm not cleaning up any blood today.
     
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