My new Fanfic.....In An Instant (A JA fic, kinda)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Jedi Erica Amidala, Aug 27, 1999.

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  1. Jedi Erica Amidala Jedi Master

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    Dec 16, 1999
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    Well, this was going to be a post to the great "Jedi Rule Book" thread, but as I started getting ideas, it became a separate idea.

    For everyone achieving the rank of "Master", the following seminars are available for Jedi Continuing Education:

    "How to Put Your Hand On Your Chin and Nod Thoughtfully and Meaningfully"

    "Padawan Hair Cutting Made Easy"

    "Nudging the Odds (When the Will of the Force isn't Quite Enough)"

    "The Seven Most Cryptic Phrases of Highly Effective Jedi Masters"

    So, what other classes/seminars/pamphlets (for all levels of Jedi) can you all think of?
  2. Shar Kida Jedi Master

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    Jul 28, 1999
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    Ol'val, Jaraden.

    "Jumping without twirling: Back to the basics."

    "From a certain point of view: How to provide answers without ever really answering the question."

    "Discovering the inner Jedi: How to choose a haircut that truly reflects your personality."

    "Quotations and the importance of authority: How to sound as if you know what you are talking about."
  3. Obi-wan Kentoni Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 1999
    "Roar of the Krayt Dragon- A guide to 1,001 Terrifying Tricks to Make Your Attacker Turn Tail and Run"
  4. Jedi Eowyn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 28, 1999
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    Jedi & Family: what to take, what to say, when to go to those pesky reunions (we mean you Skywalkers!)

    Jedi Investing: how to get the best return on resources, even when you don't actually have the resources

    Jedi Retirement Planning: this course has been discontinued.
  5. Jedi Eowyn Jedi Master

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    Jul 28, 1999
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    Pamphlet # 8876549 in the ongoing series "Jedi are not Sith": Keeping it Legal vs. Making it Legal--Don't Be Seduced!
  6. Entil`Zha Jedi Master

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    Jul 9, 1999
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    Genealogy: the making of a Jedi family tree
    or How to announce to your long lost son that you are his father
  7. Doorwedge Antilles Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Aug 7, 1999
    "The art of talking in mumbo-jumbo you need a phD from Oxford to understand"

    "'How you grow so big eating food of this kind' - cookery for the novice Jedi" by Yoda

    "When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not" - healthcare for the ageing Jedi

    "The Dark Side - recognising its causes and effects" with guest speaker D. Sidious

    "1,000 worried frowns for beginners"
    "Another 1,000 worried expressions"

    "Make your own Lightsaber - a weekly guide in 2,000,900 parts"
  8. Rubio Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 1999
    ? Chicken Soup for the Midichlorian
    ? How to Make a Sound Like You Threw a Little Rock- out of print
    ? Sex and the Force- How to use the Jedi Mind Trick to Score Some Booty
    ? Jar-Jar's Force Training for Young Jedis (by Lucas Learning, Ltd.)
    ? Force Speed- How to Haul @$$ and not Barf After a Full Meal
  9. Jaredan Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 2, 1999
    star 1
    "Location, Location, Location- Choosing Just the Right Remote Corner of the Galaxy for Your Retirement"
  10. Doorwedge Antilles Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Aug 7, 1999
    Learn the Force the Easy Way

    How NOT to bring up children by Vader

    How to Win at Podracing without really trying

    These aren't the Droids You're Looking For - recognising and avoiding the Jedi Mind Trick

    Mind-trick resistant Species by J.T. Hutt and Watto
  11. Roblpayne Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Aug 2, 1999
    10 things to do with a lightsabre hilt
  12. Jedi Eowyn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 28, 1999
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    "Jedi Grammer (advanced): Inscrutable you will be"
  13. JediKitty Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 1999
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    PDWN 198345-
    'Handling Your Padawan Diplomatically'

    What do you say when it's time to kick the old one out of the nest and take a new one? Avoid those awkward moments that come from declaring a new student in front of your old student and the whole Jedi council!

  14. Padawanna Cracker Jedi Master

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    Aug 20, 1999
    star 4
    Back to Beige: Fashion and the Jedi
  15. Lore Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 12, 1999
  16. Opie Wan Cannoli Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 10, 1999
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    Comparative training in the Old and New Republics-the relative importance of bad haircuts and T-23 skyhoppers in forming Jedi.
  17. maulman Jedi Knight

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    Jul 23, 1999
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    Subject JESFC1 : Finding The Chosen One - how to identify a child prodigy who will lay waste to your once proud order and destroy countless millions around the galaxy.
  18. Padawanna Cracker Jedi Master

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    Aug 20, 1999
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    Chillin' in the Council
    (special Master Class taught by Mace Windu)

    In this class, Master Windu will teach you how to look comfortable and downright cool when Jedis come in with their own particular problems.
  19. Rhui Chatar Jedi Knight

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    Jun 4, 1999
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    SUBJECT:eek:D#443-The fine art of Roughing It- how to keep your robes clean and weapons functioning in adverse climates (this means you Obi-wan)
  20. Shimmergloom Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 1999
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    "What's This?" How to identify alien species, when you're on the go.
  21. Padawanna Cracker Jedi Master

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    Aug 20, 1999
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    "What was this?": a class on identifying species for 'shoot first, ask questions later' types.
  22. Shimmergloom Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 1999
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    So you've lost your first appendage: Pamphlet that deals with what to do when you've lost a hand, or other body part.

    *Note* The How To Sew Yourself Back Together Brochure will be available next Semester.
  23. JediKitty Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 1999
    star 1
    PDWN 18945-
    Hostile Environments and You-
    From poison gas to swamp water to sandstorms, be ready for anything with this handy guide to surviving in atmospheric settings besides your own. Final exam is pass/fail only.
  24. Darth_Bug Jedi Master

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    Jul 29, 1999
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    "Bad as I want to be." - By Darth Vader

    "How to deceive everyone you know." Obi-wan Kenobi

    "How to style your hair for battle." by Leia Skywalker/Organa- dedicated to Amidala
  25. anfpt315 Jedi Knight

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    Aug 16, 1999
    "Length matters not" overcoming longlightsaber envy for the short of saber length.

    "theres no such thing as luck" a motivational speech by honorary jedi master tony robbins..

    "resisting the force push" how to remain standing while all your friends topple like trees during a tornado...
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