JCC My Pork Intake

I have decided to keep you all informed of my pork product consumption. This week so far, the pork products I have prepared and eaten are as follows:

Sunday: Slow-cooked pork loin roast, shredded, and covered with Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce.

Monday: Leftover slow-cooked pork loin roast, shredded, and covered with Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce, but after a night in the fridge it was all congealed and way tastier.

Tuesday (today): Ground pork sausage mixed with spinach, Ricotta, and Parmesan, stuffed into Manicotti shells, and covered with pork sausage sauce, Mozzarella cheese and baked.

Tomorrow's looking like a bacon day.

 

Why?

 

Am I the first to offer you a pork intake?

Edit: Yes!

 

You 100% certain it's pork?

 

I think they're gonna pork!

 

I have consumed bacon eleven days in a row. This will not surprise certain posters.

 

That is an excellent and admirable accomplishment. You must go for twelve!

I like to keep people informed when important things happen.

 

And they were delicious.

 

After moving in with a Jew, my pork intake has decreased significantly. As a Midwesterner, I am sad I suffered through football season without having brats (or bratwurst for turds like tom).

 

i have a couple brats. i don't recommend it. i don't think i'm allowed to eat them.

 

Bratwurst, you turdface!

 

yes, they are the worst.

 

I read the thread title too fast.

 

Today began like many do, with eggs and bacon. In order to ensure the fullest level of efficiency in this morning's pork intake, I cooked the eggs in the bacon grease.

 

I do this mainly because it means one less pan to clean.

 

I eat pork cereal, and I pour pork milk all over the pork cereal and eat it all up.