My Preciousssssssssss!

My Ring is missing! Oh god no!
Nasty Baginssssss...hobitessss...

 

Bagginssss.....

 

It rejected you?

 

I wasn't wearing it because I was working and also because I had poison ivy on that finger. I kept it right next to my bed on this night stand and yesterday when I was packing to go home I couldn't find it! I looked EVERYWHERE! I was even thinking of accusing my uncle of taking it. I don't know what to do. I can still feel it missing.

 

You should've put it in an envelope and sealed it with wax.

 

Look in the fridge. I've left things in there.

 

Check the fireplace...

 

I would, Ed but I'm not on the Vineyard anymore. This is terrible...I should have entrusted it with a friend till I got back.

 

Maybe a short, plump man stumbled into your room and found it on the ground. I'm sure it will turn up.

 

Did you accidentally will it to your nephew who's 80 years younger than you and shares the same birthday?

 

No, I'm pretty sure that isn't the case.

 

how do we know pell isn't an ewok on stilts wearing a human costume and working for the government? how do we know he's not trying to make us tell him where the real ring is???!!!

it's all a government conspiracy!!!

 

Dave isn't hairy enough to be an Ewok.

 

Shut up, Eric!

Acutally, my hobo hair is getting way out of control. I won't cut it till after the meet so you can see it. Its terribly long.

 

I found the most peculiar ring the other day... Its on my bedstand now... Very nice, shiny.... And its all mine, mine own....

 

Don't rub it in!

 

Want me to show you pictures? We went on vacation in aruba, didnt we, my precious...
Yes...
And looked for the nasty bagginses in the tropics.. but i have mine own mine precious now...
I have it BACK!

 

peel doesn't have to look hairy. i did mention it was an ewok on stilts and wearing a human suit!

 

Don't get on my Dark side Malafaz.

 

Have you called where you were staying to see if they've found it?

 

My Uncle says he would do everything he could to find it and get it back to me.

I still think the Ring corrupted him...

 

Malafaz? Eeew....
Please to not make me vomit with a gross misuse and abuse of my User ID! It took me a while to think up a name similar to 'Mazdaaf'.

(So sue me. It took me 1 year to decide how to make a name with both a z and an f in it, PLUS double consonants)

I have it on my bed-site, in a pret-ty lit-tle box. With my digital caaamera, I will take a picture. For you to see and me to have, the ring is mine, Ha ha !
The ring is , mine, Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*cackle inanely and maniacally before running into the forest*

 

I think its safe to say its gone Dave.Sorry pal,think its time to move on!!

 

Yeah well the ring is the least of my problems right now...goddamn parents. I hate them both, they don't know what they are doing.

 

Remember how that "gd" word got you banned before? Be careful, my friend.