MY REASONS FOR YOU TO NOT VOTE FOR ANYONE...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW MY REASONS, I AM THE LORD EMPEROR SUPREME! THIS IS A DICTATORSHIP, NOT A DEMOCRACY! THE COUNCIL IS DISBANDED! ALL WILL OBEY MY RULE!

LORD EMPEROR SUPREME'S RULES OF ORDER:
1. BILLY I DEMAND MY FLAMING LOGO, I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!
2. GARY BUILD ME AN R2 UNIT, BUT MAKE IT LIKE THE ROBOT FROM M A S K THE ONE YOU CAN RIDE LIKE A SCOOTER!
3. OTTO, PUT ON THE DAMN EWOK COSTUME!
4. DENA...STOP HITTING ME!...BUT CONTINUE TO THRASH OTTO!
5. PAUL, I NOMINATE YOU AS MY HEAD OF SECURITY BECAUSE YOU HAVE LONG HAIR, A GOATEE, AND CAN LOOK DAMN SCARRY IN YOU DARK JEDI GEAR!
6. JAKE, SECRETARY OF DEFENSE. YOU LIKE TO BLOW STUFF UP DON'T YOU?!
7. BDK, YOU KNOW PEOPLE RIGHT? I WANT TO SEE NATILIE PORTMAN IN LEIA'S BIKINI, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
8. KENZI, CONTINUE TO LAUGH AT ALL MY JOKES!
9. HEATH, I WANT THE O.G. TRILOGY ON IMAX! DO IT NOW!
10. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, GROVEL AT MY FEET!

IF MY COMMANDS ARE NOT COMPLETE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU DISOBEYED ME! RUE!

 

LOL

ALL HAIL LORD EMPEROR SUPREME!!

 

Still laughing as I say this......

Your Lordship I shall take a squad of stormtroopers and attack Canada as we sneak attack the IMAX offices and take control. I will then attack Skywalker Ranch to find the long lost prints of the OG Trilogy. Then production will begin at once and you will be able to view the prints in 6 months after you install an IMAX theatre in your Death Star or Death Stick or whatever you've named your space station or flagship.

All hail the LES!

 

That was dang funny!!!

 

Keep laughing BDK. What LES failed to say is that your the one cleaning the Ewok suit.

 

LMAO!!!!!


I have no words to express what I just read.