Rocky M, NC my thoughts lately (kinda dumb)

> I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
die
of natural causes.

> Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground
easily, it is a valuable plant.

> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

> There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

> Life is sexually transmitted.

> Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

> The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

> Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
still
can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of
nothing.

> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?


> Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to
criticism.

> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole
box to start a campfire?

> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the
next thing that comes outta its butt."

> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are

going to look up there anyway?

> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

O.M.G. !!! How true... Or am I just a weird as you, god that's scarey...

 

My favorite

 

PROZAC NATION !!!

 

ROFL, that was sweet!!

 

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Reply: Then you will kill yourself faster due to processed food is not good for you.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
Reply: If you can't tell what is a weed and what is your prized plant, you should not attempt to have a garden!

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Reply: You are not finding it when you buy the replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Reply: Take life seriously, it will increase your chance of living longer.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Reply: Just because you drive that way doesn't mean everyone else is a murderer behind the wheel.

Life is sexually transmitted.
Reply: Does not have to be, artifical births are the future.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Reply: Even healthy people have had accidents.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Reply: Depends, what if you are burried at sea or burned to ashes.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Reply: So when is your next trip?

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Reply: Depends on the degree of their sickness.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Reply: Clearly you have not done your research.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Reply: Damn, and we were so close.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Reply: About as well as you will respond to these messages.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Reply: People is a generality, I do not take Prozac

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?
Reply: The same reason why people can't do what is expected of them.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Reply: Its called survival, when a baby drinks from the nipple of their mother don't you think an intelligent creature would figure out that milk from other creatures would be a source of food?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Reply: A sad day...

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Reply: There are lights in the freezer???

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Reply: You're Southern, figure it out.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Reply: Respect

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Reply: Lame

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Reply: In the eyes of Nietzsche or his sister depending on the time you asked him, you would be correct.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Reply: Its food, its meant to eat.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Reply: If I blew in your face wouldn't you get angry? Get out of his koolaid!

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Reply: Yes, your aggression on the button wastes time, so it seems as if it is going faster. Reality, no it would not.

Why doesn't glue stick to

 

Sleeping is a good way of letting your mind rest. It is needed in order to live a full and healthy life. Though I do not follow my own advice, it is still good information to live by.

Then again I enjoy pain so it is nothing more than once of my vices..

 

Well the worst 'vice' is advice

Since we are being a bit sarcastical...

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Reply: You are not finding it when you buy the replacement.

... I think the comment was referring to how things turn up after you buy a replacement... not buying a replacement was the same as finding it...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

I guess that depends on who really said it...

*snickers*

If Aidion said that, then it would not have been so indepth...

 

the general screwing with me is the reason i have been avoiding halo meets lately. (no matter how much sarcasm is in the joke on me, or how much you are kidding, it still gets annoying)

 

We do it because we love you. Only friends can do such things to each other. You should see how I act towards those I hate.

 

friends can only joke on friends if they allow it, when friend 1 is pissing off friend 2 then it doesnt work the same way. friend 1 should realize that his/ her comments are getting to friend 2 and lighten up or stop.

 

Boys...Boys... don't make me hurt you two... PM's are good for everything. Love you all!!

 

Boys... I am a man, a man who is in charge of the futures of "boys" and "girls." With that said, I have taken this to a PM. This is not the place to air out dirty laundry.

 

smooch!! Chill "man" a joke...it was a freekin joke...

 

Whatever, "the bull" is going to stick to what he posted at the start. That is some funny stuff and if you can't take a joke from a friend then perhaps we are not as good of friends as we thought? We all are targets of our friends? pranks; seldom does it get out of hand. This is one of those times that it is being blown out of proportion. I mean Riff has been the target of more stuff than any of us and he takes it in stride. Hell even I have been blasted with rapid attacks of shenanigans. Get over it man, if this is the worse thing that has ever happened to you then you have lived a blessed life.

 

I agree, friends should take things in stride and not get take it seriously. But, then again Riff asked for most if his. and speaking of Riff I have alot of tales to tell on Him LOL .

 

We'll have to hear those tales

 

Your not alone Aidion, I still think its weird that we drive on a "Parkway" and park in a "Driveway" and another thing why does "Sour" cream have a expiration date?

 

here is a favorite of mine:

" It's a Crazy world
You know the world is crazy when the best rapper is white the best golfer is black , the Swiss hold the America's Cup, the tallest play inm the NBA is chinese. Lemonade is made with artificial flavors while furniture polish is made of real lemons, France is accusing the USA of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
I think that is just too damn funny

later gang

 

yes i have a sometimes strange outlook on things, i was just trying to possibly lighten up peoples days.

BTW: goodbye, if anyone needs to get up with me, get my number from ray, because i will no longer be posting

 

Hooyah Mr. Taylor (In response to that whole "If that was the worst thing that ever happened to you then you have lived a blessed life).

 

Hehe I thought you out of all people would catch that. So how you been bro? Hope Navy life is treating you great! Contact me sometime dude~!

 

Heh, he was the coolest English teacher ever!
Yeah...
We have quite a bit to talk about, too.

 

One thing, if you meant the comments in jest, and he didnt take it that way, its not too difficult to just apologize and say you meant it in jest. (Without adding any commentary to said commentary that actually lessens its impact, if you know what I mean)

I think Mordtat may have pushed the envelope a tad hard with Aidion, not intentional, but it was taken in a less than humorous manner from the intended joke-ee. (Is that a word? Jokee?)

And, I think Aidion was a little too sensitive toward what was written. A bad day, or other contributing factors could have made what was written seem worse than what it was to him, or maybe something else, but I am sure that Mordtat wouldnt truly try to be mean to you.

Remember, the written word doesnt carry across the same sarcasm that you can convey through voice, and can be perceived differently than intended. (That one is to both Mordtat and Aidion)

Anyways, hope to see everyone at the meeting Saturday! I have some very interesting info for everyone that I think will be really fun.