My water bill

Just got my water bill, with an envelope asking me to donate to "Water Aid" where just £2 a month for one year can provide a family in Africa with safe, clean water for life.

So why the hell was MY bill over £200????????

 

i thought water rates were fixed?

 

Maybe you have 100 African families hiding in your house.

EDIT: Actually it would just be 8 families

 

It'd be a lot more than 8. My bill is £200 per year. £24 provides water for life.

 

africa it is then!! when do we move?

 

Maybe new families come in every year.

 

That would explain why I can't move my feet when in bed

 

You sleep with 8 African families? You dirty slut!

 

No, the wife does. I just watch.

 

I'm sure she'd be very pleased with that post !


£200's a lot, are you sure there isnt some sort of industry running from your home. Mines only £120 for the year.

 

you know you could stop all those hose pipes you leave on it the street all day, that's what it is!

 

How many in your house, veritasuk?

We're a family of 5

 

Hal, I think you have a water addiction

Either that, or someone has been using the loo too much

 

I don't drink water and I don't use the bog much. Mine mustn't be much. Then again, I don't pay for the bill.

Wooooot!

 

^ Ha! You suffer from dehydration AND constipation..Sucks to be you!

 

Bet he doesn't clean the dishes either

 

Nope, I dont!

I don't like the taste of water anyway.



I'm odd. I'll go back to the Lunabrits Assylum...

 

Do you have a water meter, or just pay a typical bill. My typical bill is £160, so I am changing to a water meter this year. Based on my calculations, it should knock it down by nearly £100.

 

how do you work it out? Anything that may save money works for me. Arent most of the charges for surface drainage or some thing like that?