Speculation Mynocks in Episode VII

No! They MUST have the original actor, or I will reject the film!

 

How about a remake of that movie with Katherine Heigl and Paul Rudd? "Mynocked Up?"

 

Mynock Fat Greek Wedding

 

I just read Disney will be including a musical number in Ep 7. There will be a song called "Who's nock, your nock, Mynock!"

 

Not enough mynock talk around here.

 

Luke will be like, "Mynocks. We're inside a Space Slug."

 

Probably better than 90% of the stuff they'll come up with

 

3 words: Lightsabre Weilding Dewbacks!

 

MODified: While I am quite sure this was meant as a parody of that other absurd thread, let's not trample on each other's toes if we don't really have to.

 

I read three pages of this and it hurt my brain, yet I somehow enjoyed it.



In an unrelated story, this is the most disturbing picture I have seen this month:

 

Remember that scene in TESB when Luke is exploring the infamous Dagobah cave and he lowers himself through a hole? A lizard-thing gurgles at him? I want him. Jedi. Now. Make it so.

 

I want every single inanimate object to be a Jedi knight.

 

If mynocks are not represented in the senate, I will burn Disney World to the ground.



DISCLAIMER: I'm joking. If Disney World burns to the ground, please don't arrest me.

 

Oh man, I hope they don't load it with pointless Easter eggs. What I hope they don't lose sight of is how much those random elements (mynoks), or cute elements (Ewoks), or whimsical ideas, contribute to the overall effect of SW and create their own things along those lines to keep it from becoming a one-dimensional modern H-wood action blockbuster.

 

Okay, we've had our fun here... move along.

Also, this could be discussed in the species thread.