[MYST] Can anyone solve this?

This is hilarious if it's true, and gives me lots of ideas.

I bet you could get $10 or so, just as a regular user, if you had an account with a bazillion posts and tons of 'watched by' status. Advertise the heck out of the JC on your listing, and some kid with access to money is gonna bid.

 

Just curious, what does a mod's account go for? I mean if we're talking 5 bucks, then no way. But 5,000 bucks....

 

NaboosPrincess will sell hers for 20,000 as I've already asked her. But she wants it upfront with no monthly payments. And its American dollars, not 20,000 pesos or something.

I think Katya may be the easiest, I mean just offer her free diapers for a year and bingo, one admin account.

 

A fresh haggis is all that it would take to get your hands on mine.

 

And to make purchase of mine easier, I accept PayPal.

 

malkie - Whatever floats your boat, but I wouldn't want to be encouraging people I didn't know to disembowel sheep and send me the results.

-Paul

 

And to make purchase of mine easier, I accept PayPal

Will you accept monthly payments? Or do you want all 5k up front?

Malkie, do you mind if I just buy you one, or do you want it hand-made?

 

$60,000 (American) for the complete set of Sape, Raven, Kimball and Katya. That's the starting bid. We'll auction the names off...

 

Raven, how about I just buy you a leather kilt instead?

Sapes, I already sent the first payment

 

$60,000 (American) for the complete set of Sape, Raven, Kimball and Katya. That's the starting bid. We'll auction the names off...

But! You said you were going to start at $50000, and then we'd split the money!

Just for that, I'm offering Raven up for only $5. Payable in cash. Once I have the cash in hand, I'll give you the account.<small><small><small><small><small><small>1</small></small></small></small></small></small>

Kimball Kinnison

<small><small><small><small><small><small>1 Account would be given according to the current username policy.</small></small></small></small></small></small>

 

Maybe it was AdmiralThrawn60?

 

Malkie, do you mind if I just buy you one, or do you want it hand-made?

No, it has to be hand-made. I want to see you put the time and effort into making a masterpiece.

 

But! You said you were going to start at $50000, and then we'd split the money!

I said we. I'm not forgetting your cut. I've just been assured that we can start at 60k.

 

This thread has now become proof that the mods DO have a sense of humour.

 

pffffttt...forget you current fools. I want Preacherboy and Cheyren auctioned off. That I would pay at least $100,000 for.

 

You would pay $100,000 to be a banned user?

Only admins can delete a board now.

Well, that's good to hear, anyway.

 

Screw Sape's or Raven's or Kimball's or Katya's.

I'm going for the big guns. I will pay top dollar for Ignant's account based on future performance. I have faith that he will one day become a mod.

Not just any mod, either. One who could...

No...

...I've given away too much already.

 

Well, that's good to hear, anyway

I'm sorry, Mara, but thats not good to hear. Sure, less people can delete a board now, but that only drives up the value of an admin account, forcing us to pay more money and they receiving more money.

 

So.... how much for Peter Mayhew?


-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Whatever floats your boat, but I wouldn't want to be encouraging people I didn't know to disembowel sheep and send me the results.
This is an excellent point. If Malkie didn't already roam the glens and cairns of Scotland at night, looking for stray sheep to devour, then it would make sense.

But you're not dealing with a normal human being, when you're dealing with Malkie.

I'm offering Raven up for only $5
Can you take a cheque?

 

It's a party jam murder mystery
pretty sure it's the first one in history

 

And here i was thinking that this was the help forum for old puzzle games. Myst indeed.

 

Maybe that's the way to solve it.

Malt, trying clicking on absolutely every pixel on the screen. There must be something that'll trigger a cutscene.

 

"pffffttt...forget you current fools. I want Preacherboy and Cheyren auctioned off. That I would pay at least $100,000 for."

Agreed. I'd pay a bit for Chyren.

 

Why do people capitalise mod?

MOD = Ministry of Defence

Mod = Moderator