Naboo doesn?t become Dagobah?it becomes Tatooine!

You're doubting the stupidity?

Of course it's stupid! But it's fun...


And by the way - Double_Sting if you follow YOUR theory and mine, then

Qui-Gon got Shmi pregnant,
But Shmi is Padme (time travel)
I said Palpatine got her pregnant with Anakin -
Qui-Gon IS Palpatine....

And if Padme and Shmi are the same, and Obi-Wan is Padme's brother, then Obi-Wan and Shmi are the children of Depa Bilaba (sp?), which means Chewbacca is a Wookiee who is NOT from Endor!!!!



(I've gone crosseyed...)

 

lol

that's good stuff Darth_Hospodar !

 

What? NO posts over the weekend?

Or did everyone go back in time and change there earlier posts?

Of course, because the past was changed, we can't recall the earlier posts...

 

But Dagobah IS Naboo.

Da gobah fish that swallowed R2 proves it.

Their coexistence in that role playing game is just to throw me off the scent.


I don't belong here do I?

<leaves>

 

up! This is good stuff

 

Damn! The truth is finally out there...

 

Ok. Ok.

So if Zam Wessle is really Aurra sing then Mara jade must be a clone of them who is sent forward in time by Sidious so he can have another hand when he already has two to kill some jerks son who's supposed to overthrough him and in the process creates a wormhole that makes the Maw black hole cluster and throws Kessle off its orbit. This confuses Han solo so he dumps his spice and then has a bounty on his head from all the panets on the outer rim which are actually cloned planets of Naboo.

Whew! Everybody get that?

 

How did this thread not get locked and how did it reach so many posts?

 

I believe that Bilbo and Frodo are really the same Hobbit! Think about it. How many scenes in the OT show them both talking at the same time? Hobbits, elves, wizards and big people all refer to Bilbo by name in the pre OT book, but after chapter one in Episode I they only refer to Frodo.......maybe Bilbo didn't disappear. Maybe he changed his identity to Frodo!

Also, think about this! That Strider guy can't possibly be Arragorn. If he's really intended to be King would he be slumming-it in some mangey pub down by the old forest? I think these two are different characters althogether.

Then there's that Sam guy. All I gotta say is "Get a life, man" this ain't england, it's middle earth, and everyone knows that you don't have to kiss up to your 'master' like that outside of the Brittish Isles.

What I wanna know about Gandolf is how did he really get out of Saraman the White's prison tower? That lame story about being airlifted out is a crock of bull!

Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

This has too lead somehow to Darth Kimball...

 

Of coarse, don't you know that Darth Kimball is really a Q and he can move things forward or backward in time at will?

 

wait wait wait.....What happened?

 

SHRINKRAYS!
Emperor thong uses the darkside to compact the wookies into freakin jolly hobbits, I mean Ewoks.

Reach for the Soco Kamikazee for a night of fitfull rest.

 

SHRINKRAYS!
Emperor thong uses the darkside to compact the wookies into freakin jolly hobbits, I mean Ewoks.

Reach for the SoCo Kamikazee for a night of fitfull rest.

I Love this thread!

 

Yes and then the evil Boo comes along opened out of his majic coccon and turn the Ewoks into gummy bears. YummY!

 

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. I dont want the stunted slime who started this thread in my sight again.


The rest of you folks are all just plum loco for the sake of fun.

 

hey....

i think that anikin really dies at the end of ep3 and its actually yaddle inside darth vaders suit......

all this begins to get explained in episodes 789

 

hey....

i think that anikin really dies at the end of ep3 and its actually yaddle inside darth vaders suit......

all this begins to get explained in episodes 789

 

This is getting out of hand...

 

hey....

i think that anikin really dies at the end of ep3 and its actually yaddle inside darth vaders suit......

all this begins to get explained in episodes 789

 

sorry......=)

i didnt mean to post three times....

 

In Episode 3, Darth Vader turns Naboo into Tatooine...and then he turns Tatooine into Dagobah and then back into Naboo again. Then in Star Wars Episode 3.5: The Star Wars Arbor Day Special airing on the WB, we learn that it was all a dream about Vader turning Naboo into anything. He wakes up and Palpatine is in his shower and Vader realizes that that part of his life never happened.

 

This one took a long time to find, but here it is. I am upping this per the request of Sebulba-X.

 

Here is the TRUE story:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

EPISODE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN III AND IV
R5-D4 USES THE LASER (RUTL)


The evil emporer R5-D4, and his army of calculators with arms and legs, rule with an iron tread over 3 planets- Naboo, Tatooine, and another one that is irrelevant to the story.
R5-D4's wisecracking sidesick, FX-7, decides that R5 should "Get jiggy with the big laser". R5, being the only droid able to translated FX-7's ramblings, knew it meant "USE THE BIG LASER!!!!!"
So he pointed the big laser at Naboo and turn it on. He shot Naboo and turned it into Endor. He then used the Schwartz to throw Naboo/Endor into the orbit of the big orange planet seen in ROTJ. He then used the other big laser to turn everything into forests and make everyone Ewoks.
But, Darth Vader takes control of R5-D4's army and throws R5 onto Tatooine.


THE END.

 

Ah, but you see, after Bilbo left from the story, he went on to design the X-Wing, which was piloted by (NOT Luke) Frodo to destroy the Death Star which was really ruled by the Knights Who Say Ni (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) but was forged around the same time as The Ring that Frodo had when he blew up The Death Star which was really ment to be called Bob but was changed to something more evil in the construction. Hence DEATH STAR. And when Frodo blew up the Death Star the Knights Who Say Ni were really in the TIE Fighters... *Rob64 goes off into more senseless rambling.*