JCC Name my hot pepper sauce

So, after harvesting most of my garden peppers, I was able to make nearly a gallon of hot pepper sauce, which now has to be bottled and distributed to friends and colleagues.

The sauce includes a blend of jalapeno, scotch bonnet and tabasco peppers, with my secret combination of herbs, spices and other things that are secret.

I need a name though, something clever, like the pepper bottles in the restaurants, you know, like "Satan's Unholy Ass Fire," only clever.

I would appreciate your suggestions, also any ideas for label artwork.

 

[Jabbadabbado's] Secret Hot Man Sauce

 

Hell's Backlash

 

The Jabbadabbado

 

The Sarlaac Pit

 

If I end up using your name, I'd be happy to fed ex you a bottle of my secret hot man sauce.

 

Or rather: The Sarlaac Spit

Or call it the Water of Life if you're a Dune person

 

Blazing Saddles.

 

Sounds like it would give you diarrhea

 

Market it as requiring...intestinal fortitude.

 

THIS **** WILL MAKE YOUR ASS BEG FOR MERCY IN BETWEEN VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS OF UNGODLY FLAMES sauce

 

Hello, Napalm!

 

Double Inferno cuz you eat it once and it burns you twice.

Although I have a question: does it?

 

The garlic has more of an exit strategy than the peppers, imho. Next year I'm going easier on the garlic.

 

Dead Heat

Krakatoa

 

Movie references are good.

 

A Jabbadab'll Do Ya
"Hutt" pepper sauce

 

Runny Nose, you can put labels on it with giant boogery noses on it.

 

You're like a born marketer.

 

Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood

 

Off the Scoville.

 

Mustafar Liquid Vader Maker

 

FATAL GENITALS FIRE

 

Red Hot Chili Pepper Sauce.


(trademark it, now)