Oceania Name that Movie

You've got Red on you.

Shaun of the Dead.

I hope somebody can get this one..

"The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus. "

 

I know that quote...Argh!
Trying to remember the movie name!

EDIT:

I remember!!!
GREMLINS!

EDIT 2:

Here's my quote:
"Who is doing this? Who is killing us? Robbing us of light and life..."

 

Would that be "The Thin Red Line"?

 

So it would be.

 

Ok, this should be an easy one:

"Good, Mumbo-Jumbo. I am hungry.
Go and get me some eggs or something."

 

Willow.

"Forget peace for now...We have to show them we are strong"

 

Munich

"I want you to wear that dress so that when you come in and kiss me on the neck they'll be looking at your neckline and not at their cards."

 

Casino Royale?

 

Mmmhmm *nods*

I remembered that line as I wanted a good quote to remember.

 

"Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn? "

 

"We're Back, a Dinosaur Story"?

No, that'd be Jurassic Park II

 

Nope and Nope.

This ones what some people may consider as obscure. The critics and fans panned it. I really enjoyed it.

 

ok...

Well it was "Super Mario Brothers"

Heres another one
"You like that, Press Junket, that's improv bitch, you can use it. "

 

That'd be the movie that made me fall in love with Ms Portman all over again, Garden State.

"He's got a billion toys, and more video games than a teenage Asian kid."

 

The 40 year old Virgin?

 

Yep.

 

pretty easy one..

"Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."

 

Ghostbusters!

"Ain't nobody from my church here!"

 

Clerks 2.

"What kind of idiots do you have working here?"
"The finest in New York"

 

Home Alone II: Lost in New York

"Your finger hired the crew?"

 

Look like no one knows, it's not a very obscure film. Here's two more lines:

"I was on a ship to Zanzibar, I got cold feet."
"You're a frog! You're supposed to have cold feet!"

 

That would be from "Muppet Treasure Island!"

 

Yeah, that's it.

 

Ok, here's another:

"An army of Jesus Christ, that bears his cross, cannot be beaten!"

 

Kingdom of Heaven?

If I've got it right, this is my next quote:

"You're crazy. You oughta be locked up. You too! Two hundred and fifty guys, just walkin' down the road...!"

Hint: it's an oldie.