Challenge NANO challenge let's write 10 words at a time

This can be fun. We have 30 days to write 50.000 words. We can do it with 10 words (or less) and with 5.000 posts we will be there.

Let's begin:

In a Galaxy far far away where the celebrated flanneled

man sold his soul in a nefarious deal with the

lizard people, there was an intelligent monkey, whose name was

Gossamer Poot. Now, Poot was a sneaky fellow, always doing

Lex Floop, loved to play with lightsabers. One day, he

decided that these were small pickings, so he traveled to

New Zealand. While on vacation, Poot and Floop, decided to

take up wakeboarding behind a cruise ship. That, however, ended in

the belly of a big mechanical shark that was a

prop for a locally-filmed big-budget Hollywood blockbuster. The director was

none to pleased to hear that the flanneled one had

Died painfully. Next, the two friends hunted for a large

bus to take them to the next town over. There,

they met a secret order of Sith, who called themselves

the Holy Order of the Flying Banthas. They were a

odd group that loved watching The Muppets. Their favorite Muppet

was Sweetums. Though, despite their quirky exterior, the Sith were

kinda scary. They were responsible for terrible tragedies which include:

not curbing their dogs, and most heinous of all... they

always ordered pepperoni on their pizza! The sith suddenly attacked

Floop and Poot, who turned tail and scrambled to get

to the Technodrome. Once there, they attempted to fight off

the Sith, with the help of the Foot Clan, who

were recently hired by the Jedi Council. The Sith died