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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by JADED_JEDI, Jan 16, 2004.

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  1. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Natalie Portman would make a good elf in the LOTR.

    http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=24979&item=275412
     
  2. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    she's kinda pugly though *dons the flame retardent suit*
     
  3. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    she'd be the prettiest elf ever! =)
     
  4. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I knew you'd say that!

    She looks a lot like Liv Tyler. that's probably why I thought that...
     
  5. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    SHES SO HOT SHE COULD TAKE A CRAP, WRAP IT IN TINFOIL, PUT A COUPLE OF FISHOOKS ON IT AND SELL IT TO QUEEN ELIZABETH AS EARRINGS!
     
  6. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    that makes no sense. If someone who was unbelievably beautiful (which she is NOT) tried to sell me something of low to below average quality I would tell her to stick it in her nose.
     
  7. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    poop in the nose is not a very elvish thing to do.
     
  8. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You uncultured swine, its a quote from Zoolander in which Maury Ballstein is talking to Derek Zoolander, and he uses that quote in reference to Mugatu. I wouldn't buy crap earings from Natalie Portman either, even if they were from Natalie Portman, but thats only cause my ears aren't pierced.
     
  9. Talon_Wolfe

    Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Portmans is too short to be an elf. She would need to be something shorter, like a hobbit.


    Natalie Portman with big fat hairy dirty hobbit feet.
     
  10. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    what the hell is an Elf, LOTR or a Hobbit?
     
  11. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    she has funny pointy ears in that picture. Maybe she's a real life elf and helps Santa make toys for Christmas when she's not making keebler cookies or new films.
     
  12. Petra_Blakkwing

    Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think she could be a really cute dwarf woman....just put a beard on her and WHAM-O.... Gimli´s girlfriend....
     
  13. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That would be the coolest thing ever!!! Natalie Portman with a beard, leather armor and a battle axe, SWEET!!!
     
  14. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wow...I never that Natalie Portman could get any hotter....but the mental image of her with a beard, leather armor and a battle axe, just totally rocks my paradime....she would be soooo frickin hott!!!! lol....maybe not with the beard but with everything else definitely.
     
  15. Acthar_Sm-Ith

    Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master star 4

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    Natalie Portman with a beard. that I would pay to see.
     
  16. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    big money!
     
  17. Petra_Blakkwing

    Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Padawan star 4

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    yeah, I figured that would be the generally consensus..... therefore, I am writing and original screenplay specifically for Natalie...... it´s called...

    DWARVES!!!!! Not Just For Friggin´Scary Phantasm Movies Anymore!!!!*

    *I am in no way affiliated with the Phantasm movie franchise.....


    I also kicked around the titles of....

    Dwarves: not just for breakfast anymore!

    Revenge of the Dwarves

    Night of the Living Dwarves

    and Endless Dwarf (with title track sung by Lionel Ritchie and Diana Ross, natch!!!)
     
  18. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How about Dwarvelia?

    Or

    Dwarf Wars: The Phat Gnome Menace

    I like that one best.
     
  19. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I like moka's and the friggin' scary one that shea said...

    both are very amusing.
     
  20. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not amusing, very serious it is.

    Then you could make sequeals to Dwarf Wars: The Phat Gnome Menace like, Dwarf Wars: Episode II, A Pack of the Gnomes
     
  21. Axia_Euxine

    Axia_Euxine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Other ideas

    Xanadwarf
    Raiders of the Lost Dwarf
    A fistful of dwarfs
    Dwarfinator

    Maybe not
     
  22. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    look, she's trying to be me...


    http://us.ent4.yimg.com/et.tv.yahoo.com/lib/images/celebs/2003/12/24/163_nportman_031224_et.jpg
     
  23. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No sorry....she's her own individual unique self :-D
     
  24. JADED_JEDI

    JADED_JEDI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    yeah right!! look at the haircut! and the color for that matter! mine is definatly cooler though.
     
  25. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I suppose...To be honest I personally like her better with long hair....Jaina is my true love :[face_sigh]: but since she is fictional I'll settle for the woman that plays her Grandmother.
     
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