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So NV Natalie Portman Appreciation thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by MrNataliePortman, Feb 6, 2004.

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  1. MrNataliePortman

    MrNataliePortman Jedi Youngling

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    My wife is so HOT! Does anyone else think so? We met when she was filming Mars Attacks... she was hot in there too.....mmmmm Natalie Portman.... I think I'll call her right now....
     
  2. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    she is just an imposter. she's probably a robot. pfft!

    i bet she can't even do the hokey-pokey or anything.
     
  3. ImNataliePortman

    ImNataliePortman Jedi Youngling

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    I can do the hokey-pokey, now please stop calling me names.
     
  4. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i don't like you. or your signature. they suck as you do.
     
  5. Petra_Blakkwing

    Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Padawan star 4

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    does anyone else think the Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley could almost be twins??? I see a striking resemblance....except one of them can act.... and her name doesn´t start with N.......
     
  6. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes... Twins.... they should make a movie... in which they play twins.... and I should be the leading actor who has to decide between the twins.... and I make out with both of them....
     
  7. Imperial_Birrer

    Imperial_Birrer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    In the words of jedi dragon(RMFF,SCFF):
    lukes mom is a MILF!!!
     
  8. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Seriously you guys. You are all a little obsessed. That's called stalking. Girls are just fans and groupies.
     
  9. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    boys are stalkers, girls are groupies.

    makes sense to me. ^---that can be your message, darkstar, since you know who stole your other idea. hehe!
     
  10. Petra_Blakkwing

    Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think I´m going to start a Natalie Portman DIS-Appreciation thread....cause honestly I don´t think she´s that great! I wish someone else played Padme.....
     
  11. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I don't.
     
  12. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i do. then we all wouldn't have to hear about it. or maybe we would just have to hear about whoever it was that did play quasi-padme..
     
  13. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    no no, we're not in love with Natalie Portman cause she's padme.. we're in love with Padme cause she's Natalie Portman.. I've been in love with her since I first saw Mars Attacks.....hmmm.. presidents daughter.....mmmmmm........
     
  14. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    whatever. why is she so hot? i really don't think she deserves as much attention as you all shower upon her. yes, i agree that she is somewhat attractive as far as females go, but come on. What about nichole kidman, and angalina jolie? they are uber hot and they don't have a chest that looks like my little brother's. she reminds me of a 13 year old. like a jr. high kid.

    please, i beg you, enlighten me.
     
  15. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and she has a MOLE!!!
     
  16. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Come on Lumiara, chest size matters not in the glory of Natalie Portman. We're not that shallow... and as far as an answer to your question, I'll ask you a question or two.

    Why is the sky blue?
    Why do birds fly?
    Why are tall people tall?

    and the answer to those 3 questions, and your question is this : Because that's just the way it is.
     
  17. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    no, actually the answers to those questions would be:

    1. because as light enters the atmosphere from the sun, blue light is refracted the most, hence we see the color blue.

    2. because they have wings, feathers, and air filled bones.

    3. genetics.

    and as to the question of shallowness i have one word for you: Brittany.

     
  18. Imperial_Birrer

    Imperial_Birrer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think what makes her so attractive is that she is not your average "hottie" star,she is not perfect, and she seems down to earth.plus (cliche) she does seem like the girl next door.


    not to mention she goes to harvard or yale.Show me one of those perfect hollywood women who can do that and ill show you the next oscar winner
     
  19. DarthDarkstar

    DarthDarkstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah that was my second answer...

    *Cheap shot on the Britney comment..
     
  20. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i know. sorry, but i seriously couldn't help it... you know how it is.

    still, give me a good answer.
     
  21. Petra_Blakkwing

    Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Padawan star 4

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    she goes to Harvard....Claire Danes goes to Yale...and is WAY hotter than Natalie Portman.... Julia Stiles goes to Colombia...and is WAY hotter than Natalie Portman..... so....that matters not....

    as for the chest comment Darkstar.....don´t be a hypocrite....when I said Keira Knightley is way stinkin´hotter than Natalie Portman (and can actually ACT...go figure...) you said, ¨Yeah but she has like no chest....¨ so apparently the chest thing is a factor to you.....so don´t even start......
     
  22. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I would just like to point out that Julia Styles is not that pretty IMO....She bears to much of a resemblence to someone else I know that I do not like very much. And come on...who else has their own costumes huh?? I have a Natalie Portman mask and her neat little white cloak on my desk at work....Thanx TW.
     
  23. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i think julia styles is okay, but she reminds me of someone i don't like too. its the shape of her face or something.

    anyways, darkstar...what say you??
     
  24. Talon_Wolfe

    Talon_Wolfe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    julia stiles is kinda goofy looking.
     
  25. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    she doesn't remind you of anyone...? i don't know who jan is thinking of, but there really is a striking resemblance.
     
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