O.C, CA NATALIE PORTMAN'S BIRTHDAY 6/9/03

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  1. MALICE_MIZER Jedi Knight

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    Hey fellas, I hope you didn't forget:

    My old flame, Natalie Portman was born in Jerusalem on June 9th, 1981. Today is her 22nd Birthday. Natalie and I don't really have much planned; just a quiet evening in. I'll be giving her delicate feet a nice oil massage, then we're going to crack open an expensive bottle of wine and snuggle up together while we watch 'Attack of the Clones' on DVD. Afterward, if I let her, we'll move on to some pretty intense making out...

    Cheers.

    M_M
  2. Mara_Jade_Fan Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Happy Birthday to my favorite Senator and former Queen! :D
  3. starwars6554 Force Ghost

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    Jul 9, 2002
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    Sounds like fun Anthony. ;)



    I can't believe she's cheating on me!!! :eek:
  4. SRB_Jedi_Knight Jedi Master

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  5. BobaFett-MP Jedi Master

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    You all got to the jokes faster than me! Darnit. But hey, someday I'll be hosting the MTV Video Music Awards and you all know what that means! :-D
  6. Jedi-Loreen Jedi Master

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    I have one thing to say:

    Who Cares!? :p
  7. starwars6554 Force Ghost

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    What does that mean Brit? :p


    :mad: OPPM :mad:
  8. BobaFett-MP Jedi Master

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    Please tell me you guys saw the Natalie Portman/Jimmy Fallon MTV MVA commercial???
  9. MALICE_MIZER Jedi Knight

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    I was on the set. Natalie and I grabbed some lunch afterward. I knocked that creep Fallon upside the head. Natalie laughed.
  10. dustinbrewer Jedi Knight

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    who's natalie portman?

    :p

    i liked when the nexxu slashed her, she sounded like prince on a purple rain cut

    owwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhaaaaaa!!!!! [face_laugh]
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