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O.C, CA NATALIE PORTMAN'S BIRTHDAY 6/9/03

Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by MALICE_MIZER, Jun 9, 2003.

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  1. MALICE_MIZER

    MALICE_MIZER Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hey fellas, I hope you didn't forget:

    My old flame, Natalie Portman was born in Jerusalem on June 9th, 1981. Today is her 22nd Birthday. Natalie and I don't really have much planned; just a quiet evening in. I'll be giving her delicate feet a nice oil massage, then we're going to crack open an expensive bottle of wine and snuggle up together while we watch 'Attack of the Clones' on DVD. Afterward, if I let her, we'll move on to some pretty intense making out...

    Cheers.

    M_M
     
  2. Mara_Jade_Fan

    Mara_Jade_Fan Jedi Knight star 6

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    Happy Birthday to my favorite Senator and former Queen! :D
     
  3. starwars6554

    starwars6554 Jedi Master star 6

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    Sounds like fun Anthony. ;)



    I can't believe she's cheating on me!!! :eek:
     
  4. SRB_Jedi_Knight

    SRB_Jedi_Knight Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mappy Birthday Milady.
     
  5. BobaFett-MP

    BobaFett-MP Jedi Master star 4

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    You all got to the jokes faster than me! Darnit. But hey, someday I'll be hosting the MTV Video Music Awards and you all know what that means! :-D
     
  6. Jedi-Loreen

    Jedi-Loreen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I have one thing to say:

    Who Cares!? :p
     
  7. starwars6554

    starwars6554 Jedi Master star 6

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    What does that mean Brit? :p


    :mad: OPPM :mad:
     
  8. BobaFett-MP

    BobaFett-MP Jedi Master star 4

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    Please tell me you guys saw the Natalie Portman/Jimmy Fallon MTV MVA commercial???
     
  9. MALICE_MIZER

    MALICE_MIZER Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I was on the set. Natalie and I grabbed some lunch afterward. I knocked that creep Fallon upside the head. Natalie laughed.
     
  10. dustinbrewer

    dustinbrewer Jedi Youngling star 2

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    who's natalie portman?

    :p

    i liked when the nexxu slashed her, she sounded like prince on a purple rain cut

    owwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhaaaaaa!!!!! [face_laugh]
     
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