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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002.

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  1. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ALL HANDS ON DECK PLEASE.

    Everyone report for duty. NOW!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  2. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    reporting for duty Admiral.
     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  3. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Very good sir. Stand at ease.
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  4. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    I can't, I'm roger the cabin boy, remember?
     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  5. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ah yes. Boy! Round up the rest of the goddam lazy crew. ON THE DOUBLE!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  6. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lt Mayhem here... can't seem to find Rear Admiral Gav though.
     
    MayhemUK, Apr 25, 2002
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  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Aye Aye sir, but please don't say "double" again. It's giving me flashbacks of last night with Gav and OJK.
     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  8. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    // seasick
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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  9. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *trips on the poop deck*
     
    Poodu, Apr 25, 2002
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  10. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Seaman Staines reporting for duty Cap'n.

    Is that a parrot on your shoulder or are you just pleased to see me?

    // gives Mayhem the blackspot

    Splice the main brace!
     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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  11. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    // poops on trip deck
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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  12. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Unfurrl the sails men!! And somebody get the hell up that thar crows nest ON THE DOUBLE!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  13. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    // climbs to crows nest ... begins to feel more nauseous
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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  14. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OJK!! None of your imupudent comedy milarky!! YOU'RE IN THE NAVY NOW!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  15. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Roger the Cabin Boy, put your shirt back on - I've heard of treasure chests, but that's ridiculous

    // is blinded by the sun reflecting off OA's huge medallion

    Nice chest wig btw.

    Has anyone seen Master Bates?

    // spots OJK

    Aha! There you are sir...
     
    Tanktopgirl, Apr 25, 2002
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  16. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I request you cease your impertinance immediately! I will not tolerate insubordination!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  17. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas
     
    Poodu, Apr 25, 2002
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  18. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    ACk, you said Double again

    //feels sick picturing Andy And OJK

    Seaman Staines, you are persistent aren't you!

     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  19. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Seaman Staines!! Set course for the closest of His Majesty's West Indian Colonies!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  20. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //whipers to Sailor Sam "Fletcher Christian" Freeman....

    this Captain AFI Bligh, he's a bit of a kn0b ain't he?
     
    Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 25, 2002
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  21. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    CABIN BOY!! GET YOUR ARSE ON DICK NOW!!
    I Can hear mutinous talk!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  22. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    // surveys small figures on the deck below ... feels bile beginning to rise up throat ...
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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  23. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And when you've finished working on dick cabin boy then you cna clean up the vomit Seaman OJK has just brought forth!!
     
    AFIdude666, Apr 25, 2002
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  24. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *whispers to Cabin Boy* Aye, but it's Master Bates you need to watch out for, laddie
     
    Poodu, Apr 25, 2002
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  25. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    // leans over crows nest and projects thick stream of vomit towards the deck

    Heads up mateys.
     
    ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 25, 2002
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