JCC Need some help with Samuel L Jackson...

I know this is not SW related per se -- but long story short - someone I know is possibly interviewing SLJ on Thursday and asked me for some Marvel-comic-movie related questions she could ask -- and I am drawing a blank.

Anyone that has some good questions they can think of -- any help here would be hot.

Thanks in advance!

 

"Do you spend most days on the set staring at Scarjo's heiney?"

 

Appreciate it... but I actually do need real questions!

 

Okay, take two.

"Does wearing a bald cap for hours on end make you itchy?"

 

I thought of a third. Sorry for monopolizing your thread, but I feel like I have a lot to offer in help.

"Did you have any bad set experiences working with Christian Bale on The Dark Knight Trilogy?"

 

Under what conditions would you actually say "No" to a role offered to you?

How many more MCU movies are you actually under contract for? Do you plan to do more?

Three very legit questions.

 

Don't be silly souderwan. Those are ridiculous!

 

In the JCC?? How dare you.

 

Now we're talking -- keep em coming... and thanks

 

After hours of filming whilst wearing an eye-patch, at what point in the day do you lose depth perception?
What is your biggest regret other than being in the 2013 Oldboy remake?
What pays better, Marvel Studios or the fine people at Capital One?
Do they speak English in what?

 

That's what she said.

 

What is your biggest regret for a film role and what is your biggest accomplishment of film?

 

Thanks TTT - I am using the last one.

And thanks Souderwan - giving her all 3.

Still not sure which she'll choose -- so more would be good.

 

In October 2011, you surpassed Frank Welker as the actor with the highest grossing film total of all time. What did you do to celebrate?

You have played Nick Fury in "Iron Man", "Iron Man 2", "Thor", "Captain America: The First Avenger", and "Marvel's The Avengers". We know you reprise your role in "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" and you're slated to reprise your role again in "Avengers: Age of Ultron". So, by my count, that'll be seven of your nine-film commitment as the character for the Marvel Cinematic Universe franchise. Do you know the final two films that Nick Fury will make an appearance? If Marvel asked you back to cameo in future films after fulfilling said commitment, would you?

Have you been asked to do any voice work for The Incredibles 2?

 

Where is my thank you?!?! This is bull****!!!!

 

Assuming there is a clip of this -- I promise to post it here when she interviews him [assuming it happens]

 

Thundarr the Barbarian sucks!

 

Here is what I got so far:

Under what conditions would you actually say "No" to a role offered to you?

How many more MCU movies are you actually under contract for? Do you plan to do more? [I googled this – I think it’s already out there]

What is your favorite MCU movie not including you from any era?

Have you read and do you continue to read the Marvel Ultimates comics line that feature the origin of, well, you?

Who would win in a fight – the Original design of Nick Fury – or the redesign based on your likeness?

Did you ever watch the David Hasselhoff version of Nick Fury in the 1998 TV movie for “pointers”? [bit tongue in cheek on that one as Hasselhoff has stated more than once he was a better Nick Fury – and SLJ has responded so maybe it’s a moot point – maybe since they are reportedly friends he thinks The Hoff should get a cameo?]

You have played Nick Fury in "Iron Man", "Iron Man 2", "Thor", "Captain America: The First Avenger", and "Marvel's The Avengers". We know you reprise your role in "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" and you're slated to reprise your role again in "Avengers: Age of Ultron". So, by my count, that'll be seven of your nine-film commitment as the character for the Marvel Cinematic Universe franchise. Do you know the final two films that Nick Fury will make an appearance? If Marvel asked you back to cameo in future films after fulfilling said commitment, would you?

Who do you think wins head to head: Thor or The Hulk? Or is there someone else??

Does / Should Nick Fury also carry a wallet that says “Bad ****** ******”?

Do they speak English in what?

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not at all and 10 being very much so, how much have you had it with all these mutha******** snakes on this mutha******* plane?

 

In "Marvel's The Avengers", were there any ************* snakes on the ************* Helicarrier?

 

Did you keep that Japanese megaphone that translated your speech? I'd like to have it.

* Obscure reference.

 

Spirit tree?

 

It's imperative that you ask him if he would clap his man for frontin'.

 

How the hell is he going to know if they speak English in What WHEN HE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO ASK THE QUESTION?

I swear, guys. The real mystery is how he escaped that shark attack in Deep Blue Sea.

 

Compliment him on his performances in the Matrix trilogy and see what happens.