JCC Need some help with Samuel L Jackson...

Why was Mace Windu so stupid? If perhaps he had been wise enough to treat Anakin better then perhaps Anakin would have been less inclined to turn to the Darkside. Thoughts?

 

Who's ridiculous now?

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Also...

lol

 

I want to ask him: When Loki said "Unlimited Power" to you in the Avengers, did it remind you of something?

 

She's a 3 input kinda girl. Why do you think he's running around trying to get her questions.

 

What do you think Jules from Pulp Fiction is doing today? Still walking the Earth, or has he found a new place for himself? Is he the shepherd now?

 

Does your film poddy mouth follow you onto the golf course?

 

Are you sure you're not Laurence Fishburne?

 

There's actually a fan theory that Jules died immediately after the restaurant scene. It was either Cracked.com or some other site that posted that bit of bizarre and nonsensical silliness.

 

i just wanna know what was in that briefcase.

 

Diamonds

 

I think the speculation was that Rufus from Kill Bill was actually Jules. I do not agree with this theory.

 

Scientology

 

Ah yes.... the "Moses the Black" theory. lol



Moses the Black, born in the year 330 as a slave in Egypt, was fired for stealing and being suspected of murder. That's right, fired from being a slave. Somehow managing to avoid capture, he led a group of bandits who terrorized the Nile Valley. He wasn't a Robin Hood-style thief or any other kind of heroic criminal. He was a straight murderer. One day a barking dog ruined a robbery, so he decided to kill the shepherd who owned the dog. Fair? Probably not, but when you're Moses the Black, fair's got nothing to do with it. He swam the Nile with a knife in his teeth to kill the guy, presumably running some killer one-liners about learning to keep that bitch on a leash in his head. Fortunately, the shepherd heard him coming and hid. Unable to find him, Moses said, "Screw it" and killed his sheep.

The government tried to chase him down, so he fled into the desert and took shelter in a monastery. Feeling he needed a lot of that "forgiveness" thing, he converted to Christianity and became a monk.
And then he had his "standoff in the diner" moment.

One day, the monastery was attacked by four robbers. They attacked Moses and found out they had horrible taste in targets. Moses beat the holy hell out of them with his bare hands, tied them up and dragged them in front of the other monks, presumably screaming, "Bitch be cool!" the whole time. Moses didn't believe it would be Christian to punish the thieves, so he let them go.

He later became a priest and moved to a hermit colony in the desert to "walk the earth like Kung Fu," disconnecting from civilized life just as Jules pledged to do. And he met the fate that you can guess Jules wound up meeting after the credits rolled in Pulp Fiction: Bandits came to attack, but Moses forbade the hermits to use violence. He told them to run while he stayed behind and take what he knew he had coming. He was killed, sticking by his code right to the end.

 

Yeah that's where I heard it from! It's a goofy theory.

 

Everybody's doing it...

 

Could National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 be your most underrated performance? (Seriously, I love that movie)

 

Yeah, come on. How's he going to be an expert on What when What ain't no country he ever heard of?

 

I know, right?

 

Are you still pissed that Martin Landau won Best Supporting Actor over you back in '95?

 

when i clicked on this thread i thought i was on page 1 and when i clicked on page 2 and every post was exactly the same as what i thought was page 1 i thought "so excellent" but then i realized i had been on page 2 the whole time.

 

An orange light bulb.

 

How mad are you that you weren't nominated for Django Unchained?

 

Please have your friend tell him that darthcaedus1138 says your acting in Django Unchained was spectacular.

 

It's probably the most underrated comedy film of all time.