JCC New and improved lyrics for your favorite holiday songs

(Feed the World) Do They Know It's Christmas Time

 

It's dinnertime, kids please don't be afraid
At dinnertime, we eat good food that's well made
And in our world of plenty we can goddam well eat what's served
pick up your forks, green vegetables aren't like a turd
But say a prayer, pray for the other ones
At dinnertime it's hard, but while you're eating organic brussel sprouts
There's a world away from here
And it's a world of hungry kids
Where the only food they have to eat
is your guilty conscience
And the dinner bells that ring are just you trolling
because they get nothing when you get stew
And there won't be food in Africa this dinnertime
they'd be grateful for what you spit out on your plate
While you're sneaking fritos in bed
they're watching you with big hungry eyes
Do they know it's dinnertime at all?

 

Millie Pulled a Pistol On Santa

 

cannot improve on perfection Ramza

 

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

 

itt Ken's boss gets angry at Diggy

 

It's a pretty wonderful thread. I've never had such massive results from such little effort on here. I do love subverting a threads intention.

 

Wow, daddy's ****ing my 3d grade teacher
I saw daddy ****ing Ms. Felty
on the kitchen table
they didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep
They thought I was tucked up
in my bedroom, fast asleep
then I saw daddy bend Ms. Felty over the counter
with the lights on bright white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If mommy had only seen
Daddy ****ing Ms Felty
I saw daddy ****ing, ****ing, ****ing Ms. Felty

 

O Holy Night

 

you are cruel. so cruel

 

I was thinking more like

O Holy *****
Diggy just won't stop it

 

Mourinho's Fight!
The bus is parked up nicely
It is the death of the beautiful game.
Long balls they bass with excitment now icely
Till he Pogba'd, but then with injury was lame!
A thrill of goal, the weary fan rejoices
For now we sing, a new and glorious song


Diiiiiive in the box
Oh hear the blind supporters
Oh game divine
Oh game when defensive tactics won
Oh game divine
Oh game divine

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

epic
SithLordDarthRichie

 

The Holly and the Ivy

 

Joyce Byers and Bob Newby
they won't get to make a home
for Newby will get eaten up
when a demogorgon knocks him prone

Under Hawkins are the tunnels
and they run everywhere
the scampering of the demogorgons
running to and from their lair

the shadow monster's rising
like something made of wind
breaking out from the upside down
Can Eleven hem it in?

 

Outstanding, you've outdone yourself today, that mind of yours must be exhausted!

Feliz Navidad

 

Please make me a mod
Please make me a mod
Please make me a mod
I post a lot and I have no job

 

Ha Haaaaaaaaaaa

 

Frosty the Snowman

 

Sapient the Admin had quite the naughty inbox
With a thirst for power and a ban hammer
And desire to get off his rocks
Sapient the Admin told some naughty tales they say
You might have said no, but the women all know
How he pushed forward anyway

 

Little Drummer Boy

 

Fairy Tale of New York

 

can't be improved

 

Frosty the Snowman

 

You know Flasher and Cancer and Zamfir and Jimpson, Ronald and Stupid and Vomit and Nixon, but do you recall the most infamous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer drove around a beat up truck
Him and his reindeer buddies drank beer in it and got ****ed up.
All of the other reindeer used to curse his name in vain
He said they'd grace his bumper if they ever dared complain.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright, don't drive that truck when you are tight.

But Rudolph wouldn't listen, and wrapped himself around a tree.
Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer, DUI fatality.